What Are The Funniest Threads Ever IYHO?

[curling]

I liked crazier wild tree in the hotel elevator thread(well of course, until the pigs got into the story). Corn has had some funny ones. What are some of the threads that made you laugh.

 

[AAP]

Ones by ASSFACE. Or the original Luvs2Juice.

Special Bill had some brilliant ones at times.

 

[AAP]

I liked crazier wild tree in the hotel elevator thread(well of course, until the pigs got into the story). Corn has had some funny ones. What are some of the threads that made you laugh.

Post a link to those.



Also, what about the story of the bodybuilder at the Western Sizzler or whereever that did the Shit From Hell in the bathroom which led into a Puke From Hell and ended up having to send his wife to buy him new clothes.

"... and there I was with gym pants on, the kind with elastic bands around the ankles, which was getting fatter by the minute because I missed the toilet..."

 

[gymrat]

Comic book store guy

"funniest thread ever"

 

[gymrat]

"As my breakfast buritto is rapidly congealing, I shall be blunt..."
lol



"Oh dear, there seems to be a cow catcher deployed in my underpants.... not again."


Do you have any friends....not on paper?
"You mean, like Powerfriends?"



"Hmmm, what's this... Mr. X? shall I cross the the voyage and see?"

 

[-SD-]

Behold, the ultimate in elite fitness comedy:

http://209.11.101.247/ubb/Forum1/07-2000/023259.html

 

[68GT350]

Supersizeme's thread about the burnt potato. I swear, i pissed myself reading that shit. Then Raina started a dialogue between SSME and my piss dribble became a full stream.

I'll try and dig it up.

 

[68GT350]

Here it is!!!

 

[AAP]

Or the thread about the campus model at Banana Republic trying on 47 pair of khakis and getting thrown out of the 3 way multi view mirror.

 

[CrimsonKing]

Behold, the ultimate in elite fitness comedy:

http://209.11.101.247/ubb/Forum1/07-2000/023259.html [/QUTE]

OMG.. This is priceless !

 

[TheProject]

SSME and his leather bag...

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=101055&highlight=leather+bag