What are some of your "sayings?"

[PICK3]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than
a frontal lobotomy

 

[*MissFit*]

rather have a foot in my mouth then one up my ass

 

[CrazyRussian]

I have a few that I always use

"Fuck me in the ass and call me Billy"
"Are you fucking me?"
"I shit you not"
"Dude, you smell like shit"
"You F'ing C"
"You F'ing S"

 

[lilred]

I see said the blind man,as he picked up his hammer and saw.

 

[PICK3]

I see said the blind man,as he picked up his hammer and saw.

Good evening ladies as the blind man walked past the fish market.

 

[lilred]

Evrybody likes a piece of ass but nobody likes a smart ass.

 

[lilred]

You're not the brightest crayon in the box are you?

 

[Phaded]

girls can fake orgasms guys can fake relationships

 

[Dirk Howat]

You believe in a Big Lie.

Monkey Girl talk to me.

You are the henchmen of vermin.

You are an Anti-God Jotun.

 

[Alpine]

IF she cheats WITH you, she'll cheat ON you

That quote is SO true!