What are some lies you have heard from girls and what did they really mean??

[the_clockwork]

"I just broke up with my boyfriend, so I'm not going to date for a while"

I hear this one a lot. They say it to sound like they're not whores going from one guy immediately to the next, but come the first good looking jerk with slick hair and a nice car, and she'll be in bed with him faster than she can contract his STDs.

what about you guys?

 

[thelion2005]

It depends on the person, of course.

If she lied to you during the relationship, it will continue and even increase.

Everyone has a "rebound" quickly. I think it is the best way to heal up.
And she will definately lie about that.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

half of what women say to random men is a white lie

nothing wrong with it, otherwise theyd be forced to tell you point blank what they really think, and youd have a cry

"hi can i buy you a drink?"
"no thanks im not drinking tonight"

translates to:

"hi, youre hot, i want to talk to you, please like me"
"no im not interested, and if i take your free drink, youre going to stay here and talk to me and not leave, which is going to make me look bad to the other girls in here seeing me talking to your low value ass, and also, its not fun, so please believe my little lie and think that my fake smile is real, and leave, please"

 

[Razorguns]

"No, i can't date cuz i'm with my bf. we'r ehaving problems but working it out. so i'm not looking"

2 weeks later - she's already fucking some other asshole jerk.

"you're so nice" (trans: i won't fuck you)

"oh hi" (trans: i won't fuck you, i can't believe i'm talking to you)

"anyways.." (trans: i'm bored, fuck off)

"this is my friend cindy" (trans: hit on her and leave me alone)

"i have a bf right now" (trans: i really don't, but it's to get you away from me)

and u wonder why us guys have little respect for women in clubs.

 

[jenscats5]

I'm sure most of you guys hear: "Oh your dick is SOOO big!" (translation: it's not)

Edit: except Pick3 - as in no girl has ever seen it....

 

[GoldenDelicious]

razor, we all do half that stuff though

"i have to find my friends" - im going
"do you know where the bathroom is?" - im going
"man, i have a headache from the music" - im not into you
"nice tits" - nice tits
"i cant stand girls like that" (about a girl remarkably like the girl) - you better fix that shit up
returning a hug - why the fuck are you hugging me omg boob sweat on my shirt omgomg

personally i find it hilarious, i sit there doing commentaries to randoms about it

 

[string_bean00]

returning a hug - why the fuck are you hugging me omg boob sweat on my shirt omgomg

hahah boob sweat

 

[heavy_duty]

no no it's OK I just wanted a quicky too

 

[ponyfitness]

How about:

"He's just a friend. He's totally not my type." This means (according to my ex) that when you're not around I'm boning him on the weekends.

I've also heard this from other female friends about guys that they later turned out to be banging behind everyone's backs. Basically I learned that if men and women spend time one on one without their respective significant others, the chance are very high they are shagging. I have yet to be disproven.

 

[Razorguns]

I deal with it easily - i just make bitches talk to ME instead. cuz i'm worth it dammit!