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What am I?

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It used to be easy. People would ask, "What do you do?" Easy answer, "I'm a lawyer." Now people ask, and I don't know what to say. If I say I'm retired they raise an eyebrow cause I'm too young. Housewife doesn't seem accurate because I don't really clean and all that jazz. Stay-at-home mom doesn't seem accurate because I have stepkids that are old enough to not need to be watched all the time, like little kids. Unemployed implies that I am looking to work, and I am not. So, what the hell am I, anyway?
 
Here's what I say when someone says "what do you do?":

"whatever I want"
 
stilleto said:
Here's what I say when someone says "what do you do?":

"whatever I want"
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OHHHHH! I like that. That is really accurate! =-)
 
Just tell people you run your own business on eBay. Btw what would happened if you were kicked out by your bf ? Did you ever consider this option ? Do you already have a B plan ? I'm wondering because many girls/guys live in a fantaisy world without thinking about potentiel issues...
 
manny78 said:
Just tell people you run your own business on eBay. Btw what would happened if you were kicked out by your bf ? Did you ever consider this option ? Do you already have a B plan ? I'm wondering because many girls/guys live in a fantaisy world without thinking about potentiel issues...
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That's covered. =-)
 
KillahBee said:
Useless?

Dime a dozen?

About to fuck the gardener?
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Coming from the Shaggy look-a-like in black dress socks and knock-off white tennis shoes, I'm not too concerned. lol.
 
gjohnson5 said:
you're self employed???
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i guess that I could tell people that. I would like to flip some houses when this real estate market improves. It is an easy explaination that will probably appease most people and let me go on with more interesting topics of conversation.
 
heatherrae said:
i guess that I could tell people that. I would like to flip some houses when this real estate market improves. It is an easy explaination that will probably appease most people and let me go on with more interesting topics of conversation.
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don't hold your breathe for the market to improve. prices are going down.
 
stilleto said:
don't hold your breathe for the market to improve. prices are going down.
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Yeah, I know. It may be a while. Even the waterfront homes in my neighborhood sit for a bit before being bought. That is a BAD sign.
 
heatherrae said:
Yeah, I know. It may be a while. Even the waterfront homes in my neighborhood sit for a bit before being bought. That is a BAD sign.
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i was going to flip houses myself- other than electrical, I can do most work myself.
but then the market took a nosedive and I gave up that idea.
 
stilleto said:
i was going to flip houses myself- other than electrical, I can do most work myself.
but then the market took a nosedive and I gave up that idea.
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damn...not here. People are paying wayyyy to much for houses here right now. Ever since the hurricanes last year, construction and remodeling have tripled or maybe even more.
 
FEISTY11975 said:
damn...not here. People are paying wayyyy to much for houses here right now. Ever since the hurricanes last year, construction and remodeling have tripled or maybe even more.
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how closely are you watching? in most places, prices are still high, but staying on the market much longer (not a good thing when you're flipping), and prices are dropping.
maybe its different where you are cause of that little storm you had. :)
 
stilleto said:
i was going to flip houses myself- other than electrical, I can do most work myself.
but then the market took a nosedive and I gave up that idea.
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You just need to know which markets are good.
 
stilleto said:
how closely are you watching? in most places, prices are still high, but staying on the market much longer (not a good thing when you're flipping), and prices are dropping.
maybe its different where you are cause of that little storm you had. :)
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I have customers lined up with realtors just waiting for houses to come on the market. If in good condition, they are selling within the first 30 days of being listed.
 
heatherrae said:
i guess that I could tell people that. I would like to flip some houses when this real estate market improves. It is an easy explaination that will probably appease most people and let me go on with more interesting topics of conversation.
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Who do you need to appease? None of their business what you do....
 
heatherrae said:
It used to be easy. People would ask, "What do you do?" Easy answer, "I'm a lawyer." Now people ask, and I don't know what to say. If I say I'm retired they raise an eyebrow cause I'm too young. Housewife doesn't seem accurate because I don't really clean and all that jazz. Stay-at-home mom doesn't seem accurate because I have stepkids that are old enough to not need to be watched all the time, like little kids. Unemployed implies that I am looking to work, and I am not. So, what the hell am I, anyway?
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The appropriate term would be "Lazy Housewife" (you don't clean and "all that jazz," I'm assuming that means cook, garden, work on the house). You don't have anything to do with the kids, and your means of support is your s/o.

Face it, you're a housewife.
 
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heatherrae said:
It used to be easy. People would ask, "What do you do?" Easy answer, "I'm a lawyer." Now people ask, and I don't know what to say. If I say I'm retired they raise an eyebrow cause I'm too young. Housewife doesn't seem accurate because I don't really clean and all that jazz. Stay-at-home mom doesn't seem accurate because I have stepkids that are old enough to not need to be watched all the time, like little kids. Unemployed implies that I am looking to work, and I am not. So, what the hell am I, anyway?
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the experience of consciousness is the awareness of self. the first human experience is "I am". consciousness is the begining. "I am" is the begining. after consciousness comes "identity". when a word is placed after "I am", universal consciousness becomes individualated. absolute becomes focused as realitive. "I am a director". suddenly my consciousness is limited and defined. an individual may have 6 or 8 overlapping identities. "I am wife, I am mother, I am presbyterian, I am golfer, I am magazine subscriber, I am diabetic, I am stock broker." the individual's belief in his/her identities gives a pattern to his/her reality and a definition to their activity. he/she limits their beliefs in order to maintain identities that are manageable, comfy, respectable. :)
 
musclemom said:
The appropriate term would be "Lazy Housewife" (you don't clean and "all that jazz," I'm assuming that means cook, garden, work on the house). You don't have anything to do with the kids, and your means of support is your s/o.

Face it, you're a housewife.
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Damn, that was pretty nasty...lol. Actually, I do all the cooking, gardening, and most of the work around the house, like pressure washing, painting, etc. I have plenty to do with the kids, more so than their real mother. Sorry to have rubbed you the wrong way. Perhaps you are bitter about something in your own life?
 
PBR said:
the experience of consciousness is the awareness of self. the first human experience is "I am". consciousness is the begining. "I am" is the begining. after consciousness comes "identity". when a word is placed after "I am", universal consciousness becomes individualated. absolute becomes focused as realitive. "I am a director". suddenly my consciousness is limited and defined. an individual may have 6 or 8 overlapping identities. "I am wife, I am mother, I am presbyterian, I am golfer, I am magazine subscriber, I am diabetic, I am stock broker." the individual's belief in his/her identities gives a pattern to his/her reality and a definition to their activity. he/she limits their beliefs in order to maintain identities that are manageable, comfy, respectable. :)
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Exactly. This is the source of my discomfort, I suppose. It used to be easy to say, "I am a student" or "I am a lawyer." Now, none of the titles feel like they are accurate. I spent my entire life studying for school, going to school to be a lawyer, then being a lawyer. Now, it seems the "identity" rug has been pulled out from under me. I'm not sure what I want to do, though.
 
mkazzbmf said:
The truth is always the best answer kid.....


Kaz
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Yeah, the point isn't that I want to lie to people. The truth is that I am retired. That just never seems to be good enough for people and they ask 500 questions, and then the topic dominates the conversation. It just gets old. Bleh.
 
heatherrae said:
Yeah, the point isn't that I want to lie to people. The truth is that I am retired. That just never seems to be good enough for people and they ask 500 questions, and then the topic dominates the conversation. It just gets old. Bleh.
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Tit pics?
 
mrdeeznuts said:
anna nicole smith

set for life

or u can just say ur a full time wife/gf whatever u r
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Actually, I like that. "Full time wife." That accurately describes it. I am always running dry cleaning back and forth, 4 tons of laundry, picking up prescriptions, taking kids to orthodontist, pulling my hair out...lol. That is pretty accurate. ;-)

10k of karma to you.
 
lol @ people being angry with Heather for her not (having to) work. Shoot, I'd love to not have to work. People get real pissy and jealous about this sort of thing.
 
Smurfy said:
lol @ people being angry with Heather for her not (having to) work. Shoot, I'd love to not have to work. People get real pissy and jealous about this sort of thing.
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i used to.

till i stopped working.
 
Smurfy said:
lol @ people being angry with Heather for her not (having to) work. Shoot, I'd love to not have to work. People get real pissy and jealous about this sort of thing.
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Yeah, jealous about that and my exceptional good looks...ROFL...I kid, I kid.
 
heatherrae said:
Actually, I like that. "Full time wife." That accurately describes it. I am always running dry cleaning back and forth, 4 tons of laundry, picking up prescriptions, taking kids to orthodontist, pulling my hair out...lol. That is pretty accurate. ;-)

10k of karma to you.
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thanks for the 10k, hopefully i get it unlike mr shaggy killabee saying he's giving 28k out and didn't even have 28k
 
In terms of the observation, I was only working from the information you provided in your own first post:

heatherrae said:
It used to be easy. People would ask, "What do you do?" Easy answer, "I'm a lawyer." Now people ask, and I don't know what to say. If I say I'm retired they raise an eyebrow cause I'm too young. Housewife doesn't seem accurate because I don't really clean and all that jazz. Stay-at-home mom doesn't seem accurate because I have stepkids that are old enough to not need to be watched all the time, like little kids. Unemployed implies that I am looking to work, and I am not. So, what the hell am I, anyway?
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I have no other way of interpreting "I don't really clean and all that jazz," other than you don't do those things.

heatherrae said:
Damn, that was pretty nasty...lol. Actually, I do all the cooking, gardening, and most of the work around the house, like pressure washing, painting, etc. I have plenty to do with the kids, more so than their real mother. Sorry to have rubbed you the wrong way. Perhaps you are bitter about something in your own life?
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"Rubbing me the wrong way" would imply that I have some sort of emotional attachment or connection to you, which I do not.

Now in the above post, you contradict your original statement and say you DO do things with the children, and around the house ... so make up your mind. You do things around the home and with the children, that makes you a wife/mother/housewife.

Finally, take this as I'm saying it Heather (considering that I'm probably old enough to be your mother), reverse psychology doesn't work based on one or two sentences someone posts. Put another way, based on a LOT of threads you've started in C&C I COULD say you frequently come off reading like an immature, materialistically shallow, self-centered girl. I wouldn't do something like that because it would be presumptious of me, potentially rude and insulting ... see what I'm saying about assumptions of personality?
 
you're a hoor. a dirty, dirty hoor. wait'l he doesn't wanna fuck you anymore. and then you'll only have crafts to keep you company.
 
musclemom said:
In terms of the observation, I was only working from the information you provided in your own first post:



I have no other way of interpreting "I don't really clean and all that jazz," other than you don't do those things.



"Rubbing me the wrong way" would imply that I have some sort of emotional attachment or connection to you, which I do not.

Now in the above post, you contradict your original statement and say you DO do things with the children, and around the house ... so make up your mind. You do things around the home and with the children, that makes you a wife/mother/housewife.

Finally, take this as I'm saying it Heather (considering that I'm probably old enough to be your mother), reverse psychology doesn't work based on one or two sentences someone posts. Put another way, based on a LOT of threads you've started in C&C I COULD say you frequently come off reading like an immature, materialistically shallow, self-centered girl. I wouldn't do something like that because it would be presumptious of me, potentially rude and insulting ... see what I'm saying about assumptions of personality?
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To each his/her own. I doubt you are old enough to be my mother, but if it serves your ego to try to be the ever-wise and pedantic mothering sort, go for it. Now, the fact that you think me to be immature, self-centered, or materialistic is neither here nor there to me, but I have to laugh at you for saying that you would not make such assumptions about my personality and then throw those pejoratives in there.

See, I'm not nearly that passive aggressive and will openly call you a bitch if you are acting like one, and you, dear, are being a bitch.
 
heatherrae said:
To each his/her own. I doubt you are old enough to be my mother, but if it serves your ego to try to be the ever-wise and pedantic mothering sort, go for it. Now, the fact that you think me to be immature, self-centered, or materialistic is neither here nor there to me, but I have to laugh at you for saying that you would not make such assumptions about my personality and then throw those pejoratives in there.

See, I'm not nearly that passive aggressive and will openly call you a bitch if you are acting like one, and you, dear, are being a bitch.
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i said worse to you.
 
Oh you loved me from my first post. You want me so bad that you tug your tiny little vienna sausage every night to my burka avatar...lol.
 
heatherrae said:
Oh you loved me from my first post. You want me so bad that you tug your tiny little vienna sausage every night to my burka avatar...lol.
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My dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me from high school.
 
HumanTarget said:
My dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me from high school.
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So did "Corky" the slow kid down the block who was 3 years younger than you. So, that isn't much of an accomplishment. ;-)
 
heatherrae said:
So did "Corky" the slow kid down the block who was 3 years younger than you. So, that isn't much of an accomplishment. ;-)
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My dick takes longer lunches than I do.
 
My dick is so big, I could wear it as a tie if I wasn't so afraid of getting a hard-on and killing myself.
 
Smurfy said:
oh sure, make fun of the retarded kid
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LOL...he picked on me first, Mom. LOL. Where is MM? She can break up this one with her infinite words of wisdom.
 
HumanTarget said:
My dick is so big, I could wear it as a tie if I wasn't so afraid of getting a hard-on and killing myself.
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You don't really need a tie at KFC. HTH
 
heatherrae said:
LOL...he picked on me first, Mom. LOL. Where is MM? She can break up this one with her infinite words of wisdom.
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why don't you just talk about your law degree & titties, Rapunzel....
 
HumanTarget said:
why don't you just talk about your law degree & titties, Rapunzel....
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Okay, I have a law degree and titties. :qt: Impressed yet?
 
HumanTarget said:
and you don't need a doily with Mic ultra in a can, Lana.
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It was Boones Farm and I kept it in the brown bag. Get your story straight, Ike.
 
heatherrae said:
It was Boones Farm and I kept it in the brown bag. Get your story straight, Ike.
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i bet you start your day with a tall one. you prolly fall asleep/pass out, fully dressed minus one shoe.
 
HumanTarget said:
i bet you start your day with a tall one. you prolly fall asleep/pass out, fully dressed minus one shoe.
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LOL...No my guy makes me wear stilletos to bed. :worried:
 
heatherrae said:
LOL...No my guy makes me wear stilletos to bed. :worried:
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lol. LOL. you could use one of Stilleto's shoes AS a bed. AND....he makes you do a lot of things, eh?
 
HumanTarget said:
lol. LOL. you could use one of Stilleto's shoes AS a bed. AND....he makes you do a lot of things, eh?
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Oh the shame! LOL
 
HumanTarget said:
i bet your hair sucks.
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Actually, no. My hair is luxuriously thick and silky. It's probably because of all the excess fat on my body feeding it. :worried:
 
heatherrae said:
Actually, no. My hair is luxuriously thick and silky. It's probably because of all the excess fat on my body feeding it. :worried:
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yeah. and that you only wash it once a week.
 
HumanTarget said:
hmmm. HR, strong sexual content, shower scene.....
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I'll be wearing a bathing suit, Corky. You're not allowed to touch anything excpet my luxurious locks, house boy!

LOL...this is pretty stupid, even for me and HT...lol.
 
heatherrae said:
I'll be wearing a bathing suit, Corky. You're not allowed to touch anything excpet my luxurious locks, house boy!

LOL...this is pretty stupid, even for me and HT...lol.
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ok. i'll start making the conditioner....
 
heatherrae said:
ewwww. On that note, I'm going to the dry cleaners.

:kiss:
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even in a bathing suit, i'd be seeing all kinds of wet ass. and if you dropped the soap......tubs can be slippery. someone could get impaled. accidentally, of course....
 
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