What a novel idea - Couture Labs

[Juice Authority]

Some of the content here is edited so it doesn't violate board rules.

This new lab has an interesting spin on things. Here's their proposition:

"I've seen some talk recently on this board concerning the want for various combinations of AAS, and feel at this time it would be in all our best interests to introduce Couture Labs to this board. I and my partner have just recently opened up shop in the last year. Due to our lab constraints and the nature of our business, we are unable to take an endless number of customers. However, rest assured, our product is of the highest quality and manufactured in a sterile laboratory. Now, what do we offer that is different than other ug labs? Simply, we offer 'made to order' products. YOU specify the chemical you want, YOU specify the concentration of that chemical, and YOU specify how many capsules or ml's of oil you want. You want 37.5mg winstrol caps so you can take 2 per day? No problem. Maybe 8mg dianabol caps so you can take 5 per day and get 40mg? Would you like 36ml of 333.3mg/ml Test Enanthate so you can run 1g per week for 12 weeks and have an easy 3ml dosing schedule? Done. How about a combo of tren enanthate and test enanthate? Thats fine, just let us know what concentration and how many ml's you want, and you'll have it. What we offer is exactly what you want--nothing more, nothing less--at competative prices. Now you can see why our customer base has to be on the smaller side. We are not looking to become a large source, and we are not looking to become another ProLINE. We would like to cater to a small and loyal customer base.

Couture Labs"

 

[Guvna]

damn good idea if you ask me. having to get an extra bottle for 3 more mls sucks big time.

 

[Juice Authority]

damn good idea if you ask me. having to get an extra bottle for 3 more mls sucks big time.

I'm getting in now with my custom blends before this spreads like wildfire. It's going to be very interesting to see how this plays out once demand picks up. Who the hell wouldn't want to customize his own cycle?

 

[georgie24]

good idea j.a

 

[rjl296]

good idea,

 

[jmj]

Great idea JA. How does one get onto the short list of customers? Please pm me with any info you can....I'm drooling already.

 

[alltraps]

its a good idea, however there are chemical barriers such as concentrations of certain drugs etc. i would be weary of this. what is the cost? if you think about it in a business sence, the costs would be astronomical. lets say i want a certain combo, that no one else orders, why would the chemics waste his time making my 5 vials? so they make $100 on the whole order? it takes time to make these combos, a lot longer then straight gear.
im just very causious of new labs, esp ones that promise shit that no one else does. i am probably the only person in canada that didnt jump on the orbit wagon, and now im damn glad i didnt.
im not bashing this, nor saying its a scam, just personaly think its a very unprofitable business move. and lets not kid ourselves here, and think that the lab is doing this to "satisfy the niche customer", they do it to make money! bottom line

 

[Juice Authority]

Guys - this is not my idea.

alltraps - I'm no chemist but these guys seem to know what they're doing. The cost is very aggressive imo and I agree, I don't see how they are going to make much money on this venture at all. Here are their exact words regarding that:

"It is not our intention to become big name guys, this is something novel that we both started out of being scammed. We are not looking to ream all of you for cash. Infact, i have seen other good sources on these boards sell lower than this, we just ask maybe that you consider the bit more you pay with us a "tip" for good service and custom doses."

 

[georgie24]

chill bro i think your over analyzing this

 

[Juice Authority]

chill bro i think your over analyzing this

Who? Me????

 

[georgie24]

Who? Me????

no! the other guy.

 

[alltraps]

i may be overanalyzing it. but i know this game, ive been around since day one of the first UG lab out there. and labs DONT do things NOT to make money. like i said, if they do make this happen, thats great, really it is, esp for the consumers. and i am chill.

 

[Juice Authority]

i may be overanalyzing it. but i know this game, ive been around since day one of the first UG lab out there. and labs DONT do things NOT to make money. like i said, if they do make this happen, thats great, really it is, esp for the consumers. and i am chill.

I honestly don't see them making a killing off this but I'm sure they're making something for doing it. Maybe it's a way for them to establish a customer base then move to a more standard line after they get market validation for their products. Who knows but it's definitely good for customer for now anyway....

 

[georgie24]

i would do it for little money just to be around steroids all day and night.

 

[BigAndy69]

Okay let me break it down for you guys. The fact that they are willing to do it on such a small scale means that they don't have high end lab equipment, Autoclave (Not entirely needed), Fume hood, Laminar airflow, HEPA filters...etc all this equipment can be expensive. Only mass production labs like Spectro could afford to start with such a setup. Basically, they are guys who are using an oven, a few micron filters and quite a bit of BA to make sure it is sterile. Now that might be good enough (most "labs" operate on that scale anyway) but you might as well do it yourself. Btw, this idea has been done before "DECA AMERICA" labs, it was an absolute disaster.

 

[Juice Authority]

Okay let me break it down for you guys. The fact that they are willing to do it on such a small scale means that they don't have high end lab equipment, Autoclave (Not entirely needed), Fume hood, Laminar airflow, HEPA filters...etc all this equipment can be expensive. Only mass production labs like Spectro could afford to start with such a setup. Basically, they are guys who are using an oven, a few micron filters and quite a bit of BA to make sure it is sterile. Now that might be good enough (most "labs" operate on that scale anyway) but you might as well do it yourself. Btw, this idea has been done before "DECA AMERICA" labs, it was an absolute disaster.

The equipment you speak of runs over $100K! Not many labs have that sort of start up capital. What you're paying for here is convenience.

 

[alltraps]

Okay let me break it down for you guys. The fact that they are willing to do it on such a small scale means that they don't have high end lab equipment, Autoclave (Not entirely needed), Fume hood, Laminar airflow, HEPA filters...etc all this equipment can be expensive. Only mass production labs like Spectro could afford to start with such a setup. Basically, they are guys who are using an oven, a few micron filters and quite a bit of BA to make sure it is sterile. Now that might be good enough (most "labs" operate on that scale anyway) but you might as well do it yourself. Btw, this idea has been done before "DECA AMERICA" labs, it was an absolute disaster.

this is exactly right! and why would someone take this massive legal risk to make little money? when you get busted manufacturing gear, its a whole different ball game then having 50 sustanon amps snagged by customs and getting a letter in the mail.

 

[BigAndy69]

It's not really 100k bro, more like 20k or in that range. Basically, you are right JA, you are paying for conveniance.

 

[Juice Authority]

It's not really 100k bro, more like 20k or in that range. Basically, you are right JA, you are paying for conveniance.

You would know better than I would but those autoclave's are pretty expensive new. Check it out.


http://www.sterilizers.com/

 

[rjl296]

You would know better than I would but those autoclave's are pretty expensive new. Check it out.


http://www.sterilizers.com/

you can get waaaaay cheaper ones than that

 

[kbrkbr]

Okay let me break it down for you guys. The fact that they are willing to do it on such a small scale means that they don't have high end lab equipment, Autoclave (Not entirely needed), Fume hood, Laminar airflow, HEPA filters...etc all this equipment can be expensive. Only mass production labs like Spectro could afford to start with such a setup. Basically, they are guys who are using an oven, a few micron filters and quite a bit of BA to make sure it is sterile. Now that might be good enough (most "labs" operate on that scale anyway) but you might as well do it yourself. Btw, this idea has been done before "DECA AMERICA" labs, it was an absolute disaster.

Well put.

I started out this thread thinking, what a great idea! Now, after yours and alltraps post, there's no way I'd order from them.

To me, there's something terribly fishy about the idea of a company purposely setting their profit margins low by customizing EACH INDIVIDUAL ITEM SOLD.

Maybe I'm being cynical, but it seems much more likely that they are making cost efficient size batches, just like every other UG lab out there, and then simply telling their customers, yeah, the eq you requested is exactly 250mg/ml.

 

[kbrkbr]

chill bro i think your over analyzing this

Bro, no flame intended, but I think there's no such thing as overanalyzing when it comes to gear.

You can never be too careful.

 

[Juice Authority]

kbrkbr -

Where in LA are you? I live in OC.

 

[ceo]

Im just a little ways down the coast from you bros

 

[kbrkbr]

kbrkbr -

Where in LA are you? I live in OC.

I live downtown. My soon-to-be ex gf lives in OC. Fullerton.

 

[Juice Authority]

I live downtown. My soon-to-be ex gf lives in OC. Fullerton.

Cool. I'll be in downtown tomorrow visiting a client on Flower Street. If you're nearby we should hit the gym in the afternoon.

 

[kbrkbr]

Cool. I'll be in downtown tomorrow visiting a client on Flower Street. If you're nearby we should hit the gym in the afternoon.

I'm in Burbank tomorrow afternoon, but should be back by six depending on traffic. I work out at Gold's. How late will you be in town?

 

[Juice Authority]

I'm in Burbank tomorrow afternoon, but should be back by six depending on traffic. I work out at Gold's. How late will you be in town?

I have Sports Club membership at 24hr fitness. How much does it cost to work out at Golds for the day?

 

[kbrkbr]

I have Sports Club membership at 24hr fitness. How much does it cost to work out at Golds for the day?

I was going to treat you until I called them and found out a day pass is $20! Yikes. I'm thinking about switching over to the Y next month when my membership expires at Gold's, and there I can take you as a guest for free.

 

[Juice Authority]

I was going to treat you until I called them and found out a day pass is $20! Yikes. I'm thinking about switching over to the Y next month when my membership expires at Gold's, and there I can take you as a guest for free.

Damn. $20 to work out?? Does that include a massage afterwards?

 

[kbrkbr]

Damn. $20 to work out?? Does that include a massage afterwards?

For that price it should come with a blowjob, but no, that's just to get in the door. No massage. If you don't believe me, give them a call. 213. 688.1441.

Maybe we can try again when I change clubs.

 

[kwik95gt3]

HOLY SHIT! i never even read the thread on meso-i was on here looking trying to find out what happened to proline since one guy said he was gone.

BUT anyways-ID NEVER think about doing that shit. I hope these guys get paid well, thats going to be A LOT of friggin work. Were talking about syringe filtering EVERYTHING. Hell-if you make 1L of gear-after vacuum filtering and dispensing, your probably lucky to come out with 95 10ml vials. thats 50ml's loss. Not to mention you couldnt use a dispenser for only 30ml of gear-youll leave atleast 5-10 in the bottle/dispenser. These guys are going to have their hands full, thats all i can say! More power to em-i hope they get paid, cuz these guys will be EARNING their cash...

 

[Juice Authority]

PL turned scammer a while ago. That's old news.

 

[out of control]

Sounds good any spots left?

 

[Juice Authority]

I actually met these guys in person just today since they are local to my area. What I learned was interesting. So far, they seem like a great bunch of guys that have their shit together. One of the guys has his Master's degree in chemistry from a very reputable university. I also learned that their gear is made with very sophisticated laboratory equipment in a sterile environment as opposed to homebrew gear.

 

[rectal rooter]

I actually met these guys in person just today since they are local to my area. What I learned was interesting. So far, they seem like a great bunch of guys that have their shit together. One of the guys has his Master's degree in chemistry from a very reputable university. I also learned that their gear is made with very sophisticated laboratory equipment in a sterile environment as opposed to homebrew gear.

Bro, i see you are also hyping up this lab on meso. What is your vested interest in this lab if you don't mind me asking?

 

[Juice Authority]

Bro, i see you are also hyping up this lab on meso. What is your vested interest in this lab if you don't mind me asking?

None at all. Absolutely nothing. And for your edification there are several people bumping these guys at Meso. Some people here at EF know me personally and I don't need to be invested in any lab. I make more than enough money legitimately. I am one to speak my opinion about labs, products and sources -good or bad.

 

[rectal rooter]

None at all. Absolutely nothing. And for your edification there are several people bumping these guys at Meso. Some people here at EF know me personally and I don't need to be invested in any lab. I make more than enough money legitimately. I am one to speak my opinion about labs, products and sources -good or bad.

Ok bro if you say so. It just seems like you are there biggest cheerleader that's all.

 

[x_muscle]

I LOVE CHINA......order your powder and mix it with BA. cheap, customizable, and clean.

 

[Juice Authority]

Ok bro if you say so. It just seems like you are there biggest cheerleader that's all.

Yeah? I also speak highly of AMD, AGCL, SUPRA, Zencall Labs and a few select sources for human grade gear so fuck off. I don't recognize your handle from Meso either and you're new to this board so you must be another troll.

 

[rectal rooter]

Yeah? I also speak highly of AMD, AGCL, SUPRA, Zencall Labs and a few select sources for human grade gear so fuck off. I don't recognize your handle from Meso either and you're new to this board so you must be another troll.

ok that makes sense. since i am questioning your involvement with couture labs I must be a troll. bro, if you are vested in any way with this lab you should state so instead of acting as a cheerleader.

 

[Juice Authority]

ok that makes sense. since i am questioning your involvement with couture labs I must be a troll. bro, if you are vested in any way with this lab you should state so instead of acting as a cheerleader.

You are a fucking idiot. Plain and simple. Now stop posting on my thread. There is no reason to question my integrity on the boards. How about you? You are nobody so shut the fuck up. Once again, I AM NOT VESTED IN ANY FUCKING WAY WITH COUTURE LABS. Feel free to verify that with them.

 

[rectal rooter]

You are a fucking idiot. Plain and simple. Now stop posting on my thread. There is no reason to question my integrity on the boards. How about you? You are nobody so shut the fuck up. Once again, I AM NOT VESTED IN ANY FUCKING WAY WITH COUTURE LABS. Feel free to verify that with them.

bro it seems very suspicious in how you are treating my questioning. Why the anger? by the way you are reacting i would have to say that you have some sort of vested interest in this lab. And not being forthright about this interest is misleading in my opinion.

 

[Juice Authority]

bro it seems very suspicious in how you are treating my questioning. Why the anger? by the way you are reacting i would have to say that you have some sort of vested interest in this lab. And not being forthright about this interest is misleading in my opinion.

Stop calling me Bro. You're not my Bro. You're just an annoying piece of shit. I'm sure if a Mod was to do an IP check your IP address would come up as someone who has already been banned from this site. I'm done with you. BTW, you're not questioning anything, you're implying that something that is simply not true.

 

[rectal rooter]

Stop calling me Bro. You're not my Bro. You're just an annoying piece of shit. I'm sure if a Mod was to do an IP check your IP address would come up as someone who has already been banned from this site. I'm done with you. BTW, you're not questioning anything, you're implying that something that is simply not true.

Why are you so defensive? It seems like you are trying to hide something.

 

[Juice Authority]

Why are you so defensive? It seems like you are trying to hide something.

Radar, genarr3 -

Can you please check the IP address for this guy? I believe this is another re-incarnation of someone else.

 

[rectal rooter]

Radar, genarr3 -

Can you please check the IP address for this guy? I believe this is another re-incarnation of someone else.

couture labs is based in orange county. juice authority is based in orange county. coincidence??? i don't think so.

 

[Juice Authority]

couture labs is based in orange county. juice authority is based in orange county. coincidence??? i don't think so.

\

Keep it up. You'll be gone soon enough.

 

[RADAR]

couture labs is based in orange county. juice authority is based in orange county. coincidence??? i don't think so.

OK! Enough there Guy!

Back off on JA if you want to say here!


RADAR

 

[rectal rooter]

OK! Enough there Guy!

Back off on JA if you want to say here!


RADAR

Ok no problem Radar. It just seems suspicious how JA is fervently hyping this new UG lab.

 

[RADAR]

Ok no problem Radar. It just seems suspicious how JA is fervently hyping this new UG lab.

I can vouch for JA that regardless of what he posts, its all good information, and he is not associated with any labs or products mentioned.


Sorry about the interruption everyone.

RADAR

 

[x_muscle]

hay im based in orange county, and exactly in Irvine also.............hay JA can i drive by and bye some gear?







ok im JK

 

[kbrkbr]

rectal, rather than making unwarrented accusations, do a little research. You'll find that JA was touting AMD just last week.

Why would he do that if he was invested in coutoure, which he was touting last month.

He's just keeping us informed.

It's healthy to be suspicious if you're new to a board, but there's no need to be a dick.

 

[Juice Authority]

rectal, rather than making unwarrented accusations, do a little research. You'll find that JA was touting AMD just last week.

Why would he do that if he was invested in coutoure, which he was touting last month.

He's just keeping us informed.

It's healthy to be suspicious if you're new to a board, but there's no need to be a dick.

I still think AMD is the shit. Great guy, great product at incredible prices and excellent service.

Now what I liked about Couture Labs is they get their powders from MZL which continually tests out at 99% pure and with Couture you are able to completely customize your own cycle at great prices. For example, I was looking into a custom blend of EQ(300mg)/Test Cyp(250mg) combo 550mg/ml -20ml.

To be honest with you I just learned that these guys are based in OC on Saturday. OC is a big fucking place. It turns out one of the guys lives 10 minutes from my house so I had the chance to meet him personally and pick up some gear and rap with him for a while about his operation.

 

[rectal rooter]

I still think AMD is the shit. Great guy, great product at incredible prices and excellent service.

Now what I liked about Couture Labs is they get their powders from MZL which continually tests out at 99% pure and with Couture you are able to completely customize your own cycle at great prices. For example, I was looking into a custom blend of EQ(300mg)/Test Cyp(250mg) combo 550mg/ml -20ml.

To be honest with you I just learned that these guys are based in OC on Saturday. OC is a big fucking place. It turns out one of the guys lives 10 minutes from my house so I had the chance to meet him personally and pick up some gear and rap with him for a while about his operation.

Ok JA this seems to be a satisfactory explanation. I am just looking out for the bros on this board that's all. It seemed to me that you had some sort of self interest in this lab. And assuming that you did, it seems unethical to hype this lab as a unbiased reviewer. I am going to take your word on this JA. however I am going to be keeping a watchful eye on your future posts concerning this and other labs.

 

[Juice Authority]

Ok JA this seems to be a satisfactory explanation. I am just looking out for the bros on this board that's all. It seemed to me that you had some sort of self interest in this lab. And assuming that you did, it seems unethical to hype this lab as a unbiased reviewer. I am going to take your word on this JA. however I am going to be keeping a watchful eye on your future posts concerning this and other labs.

Who the fuck are you????

You're going to take a "watchful" eye on my future posts??? LMAO!

You're looking out for the bros on this board? LOL. You're a fucking joke.

I've been here at Elite for 2 years and know many of the Mods and Vets here personally so fuck off.

 

[rectal rooter]

Who the fuck are you????

You're going to take a "watchful" eye on my future posts??? LMAO!

You're looking out for the bros on this board? LOL. You're a fucking joke.

I've been here at Elite for 2 years and know many of the Mods and Vets here personally so fuck off.

Again I have to ask why you are becoming so defensive? Are you trying to hide something?

 

[Juice Authority]

Again I have to ask why you are becoming so defensive? Are you trying to hide something?

You will be gone/banned very soon jerkoff.

 

[rectal rooter]

JA, i see that you started a thread on AMD today. Could the possible reason for this thread be to deflect criticism of your "possible" involvement with Couture Labs?

 

[Juice Authority]

JA, i see that you started a thread on AMD today. Could the possible reason for this thread be to deflect criticism of your "possible" involvement with Couture Labs?

Yeah, that's it detective.

Radar -

Please ban this fuck.

 

[rectal rooter]

Yeah, that's it detective.

Radar -

Please ban this fuck.

JA, i am just reading between the lines here. My main concern is looking out for fellow iron bros. Your hostility is very unnerving to say the least.


STRIKE TWO!

One more and you are outta here!

RADAR

 

[The_Eviscerator]

Blends sound great on paper, but usually they are more of a pain in the ass than anything. I wish CL well.

 

[Juice Authority]

JA, i am just reading between the lines here. My main concern is looking out for fellow iron bros. Your hostility is very unnerving to say the least.

You could care less about that. You are just trying to bust my balls and I'm an idiot for playing along with it. You are now on my ignore list.

 

[kbrkbr]

You could care less about that. You are just trying to bust my balls and I'm an idiot playing along with it. You are now on my ignore list.

Smartest thing anyone has said all day.

 

[RADAR]

JA, i am just reading between the lines here. My main concern is looking out for fellow iron bros. Your hostility is very unnerving to say the least.
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STRIKE TWO!

One more and you are outta here!

RADAR

 

[Dial_tone]

Sounds like an interesting operation if not alot of work. I'll probably try their stuff soon myself. I think if I were them I'd premake some popular combinations in quantity (Test/Deca, Tren/Prop, EQ/Deca, bulk stacks, contest stacks, etc) to cut costs a little bit.

 

[bodytemple75]

I don't want to make any more waves here...but IMO Juice Authority is a good bro, and he is merely letting us know about CL. Let's diffuse everything guys.... Aaahhhhhhhh... Now, aside from all that, I myself, have done my homework on Cl (Culture Labs) and from what I understand they are good. On top of that, their supplier (if I am correct/almost positive about it) is top notch. I would make an educated guess here, and say they were good to go, pending they manafacturer the customized products as they have promised.

Just my take/opinion on the subj.



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