What a crappy day.....

[The Shadow]

...car didn't want to crank - need new alternator
left wallet, checkbook, cell phone and disk w/resume at home - went thru a license check on the way back to work - luckily they let me go...
...go to lunch across town - closed
..go to another place to eat - I get cajun chicken intstead of regular grilled - so hot I can't eat it.
....Holox dude leaves 3 cylinders of compressed gas in front of my office.....some kid(I assume) knocks one over and the regulator on top get a crack in it....cylinder ends up across the parking lot - lolol


so - that's my day so far.

 

[Y_lifter]

Anyone along the way mistake you for Mr. Osmond ?
You should work that one to your advantage...

 

[gymtime]

Keep the faith Mary.

Or I'll puff! And I'll huff! And I'll hooooooooo your blouse down!!!

 

[The Shadow]

yeah yeah yeah - bunch of fuckers.


A tater tot would hit the spot....lol

 

[The Shadow]

lol

 

[Freak Show]

masturbation is the solution to all my bad days. Beautiful woman/women, no rejection, i'm always the best lover they've ever had, and i get to do naughty, freaky, weird shit i would never do to them in real life. I love fantasy.

 

[The Shadow]

hmmmmmmm.....you mean there is some "other" kind of sex???

 

[Freak Show]

hmmmmmmm.....you mean there is some "other" kind of sex???

That's not what i was saying. where did you get some CRAZY idea there was another kind. sheeeeeesh, everyone knows that it only exists in greek mythology and Disney movies.

 

[The Shadow]

ok - for a second I thought you were telling me that it takes TWO people to have sex...ok - I feel better now.

 

[TheProject]

No shit it would....I could go for a couple.

Tater tots and a watermelon slushie?

 

[The Shadow]

kronk - spats and I were sh....


you know the drill


fuck off.....

 

[The Shadow]

hhehehe

 

[rnch]

ok - for a second I thought you were telling me that it takes TWO people to have sex...ok - I feel better now.

do ya'll recall the ending voice over on the old quaker oats commercial: "nothing is better for thee than me!"

that saying has always had a special place in my hand...er....i mean heart!!!!

 

[kronk]

Um kronk..you still seem to be logged into my puter...you wanna erase the above post?

LOL

Done. Deleted. Sorry for staying "logged into your puter" but I thought you liked it that way

 

[The Shadow]

ok



I'll fuck off now

 

[Hannibal]

ok



I'll fuck off now

No, please.....allow me

 

[kronk]

You left your cookies with me, but you forgot the cream.

I will send it overnight. LMAO.

And Corn, have your moment. Im not trying to budge into it. I can’t help it if I am so irresistible.

 

[Hannibal]

"Oh, kronk forgot the cream. Maybe I should be a good neighbor and let her borrow a cup"

...maybe even 2 or 3

 

[Hannibal]

At least Corn plays hard to get.

guess I'll start frequenting askmen.com...