What a Bunch of Jerks

[VicTusDeuS]

WTF, none of my friends answer their phones when I call. Its 8:30 on a Sat night and Im stuck here. Im gonna find something to do, i aint staying home. What a bunch of assholes. Im just not going to call them anymore..Fuck them.

 

[Taps]

Dude, the reason they're not answering thier phones is 'cause they're obviously out having fun....you should have made plans with them earlier in the day.

I've got a couple tickets to a monster truck show. Just gotta sliick back my mullet, don my best Budweiser t-shirt, grab my girl from the trailer park and get down to the arena in a 1/2 hr.

That or I might stay home and smoke some meth.

 

[Austin316]

don't forget your flanel shirt or overalls

 

[Crazier]

Fuck their girlfriends.
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