Dude - you can't tell when I am being sarcastic? Odd, the other board members have no trouble doing that. LOL I could fucking chew you up and spit you out in or out of the sack. hehehehehehee But again, I need a guy that won't shoot his load before he is able to nervously fumble his underoos down around his ankles. I seriously doubt you know how to eat pussy either so we really don't have much to talk about, do we?
...and the silly little trainer boy is only 15 years younger but God could I fuck him till he coughed blood... too bad I am too much of a chicken shit to do it though.
My kids are to blame.... for what? Are you high?
THEY ARE THE CENTER OF MY UNIVERSE, THE REASON THAT I KEEP ON LIVING AND BREATHING - THE ONLY VICTIMS IN THIS SAD SORDID AFFAIR.
I stripped for 2 1/2 half months darlin'. I go-go danced for 2 years. This means.... what exactly?
I kicked my asshole ex out the first and only time he ever beat on me, I never gave him a second chance. I have never EVER said otherwise. If I did - please show me where. (This should be good.)
My "story" has never ever changed.
Damn, you didn't think too hard when choosing your username did you Sugarplumb?
That's ok... I know that you are just pulling my pigtails 'cause you dig me.

...but are too much of a "guy" to admit it.
(This is the part where you run screaming from the room saying, "AM NOT! AM NOT! AM NOT!")
tee-hee