well this is fhuckin lame

[shirlene29]

you people have anything good to talk about or what??????


anyone wanna buy a jag ?? by chance?

or a G500? someones gotta want the G500

a diesel X5?


you're all ballers right?

I'm moving into...a hotel. on halloween
I have no life...Im dependent on all of yours being interesting

 

[blueta2]

My life is juicy but don't wanna share ;-)

 

[PICK3]

My life is juicy but don't wanna share ;-)

You can still buy a Jag from her

 

[shirlene29]

what pick said...I have a pair of jags....turbocharged lovely ponies


good for more southernly areas

how bout a boxster?? or a 135 6spd???

 

[blueta2]

I'm looking at new cars, but a jag is not my style!

 

[PICK3]

PICK3 predicts, the new 3 series is gonna be a good seller!

 

[shirlene29]

bmw? benz? porche??

 

[shirlene29]

PICK3 predicts, the new 3 series is gonna be a good seller!

Ive got a nice little M3



the 5 series sells well where I'm at

 

[blueta2]

for fun, my bf convinced me to test drive the new Camero! Crazy, but not the best ride, Besides, I need to look like a ladehhhhh!

 

[PICK3]

for fun, my bf convinced me to test drive the new Camero! Crazy, but not the best ride, Besides, I need to look like a ladehhhhh!

no AWD vehicle?

 

[shirlene29]

pfft...domestic

 

[blueta2]

no AWD vehicle?

I looked at the Audi awd, but too expensive for me.
Not sure, but I can get an audi 5 second hand for a good price.
Don't really like many cars out there today

 

[shirlene29]

bmw xi ftw

sure you dont want a g500?? its only 74k

 

[jiggagold]

look at me i have a miserable life !

 

[shirlene29]

also...pics to go with juicy life stories

 

[blueta2]

This is one I went to test drive last week. Just not sure about a car that is already 4 yrs old.
http://www.hgregoire.com/VehiculeInventory/BMW/328XI/BMW_328XI_36085.aspx?languages=EN

I have pics to go with juicy life, but can't show them here

 

[blueta2]

This is the one I am really "wet" for, but out of my budget right now. Just started a business so maybe in future.

Audi Q7 4.2L Premium AWD 2008 for sale - used cars - H. Grégoire

 

[shirlene29]

holy shit thats high mileage

 

[shirlene29]

on both of them!

 

[PICK3]

holy shit thats high mileage

Kilometers to Miles (km to miles) conversion calculator

 

[shirlene29]

duh....I stand corrected..it is in kilometers

I was gonna post up some pics of some of our stuff but it occured to me that my work number is plastered all over all the pics
pwnt

 

[sterolizer]

Why are you selling all these vehicles?

 

[brownbrown]

you people have anything good to talk about or what??????


anyone wanna buy a jag ?? by chance?

or a G500? someones gotta want the G500

a diesel X5?


you're all ballers right?

I'm moving into...a hotel. on halloween
I have no life...Im dependent on all of yours being interesting

I love this jag... 400hp and handles well...

is THIS What you HaVe?

p.s fuCK ComPuter is fuCking UP

 

[shirlene29]

Why are you selling all these vehicles?

because I sell cars


and its the 2010 Jaguar XF supercharged (475hp)

 

[WoodyO]

Nice new avi

 

[shirlene29]

Ive been rather fond of your avi myself

 

[WoodyO]

Ive been rather fond of your avi myself

My cawk doodle? or the fat mexican dude holding it?

 

[shirlene29]

lol...the cock doodle that has a sort of fuck a sensorship wherewithall

 

[WoodyO]

I have no idea what you just said...

Most people said that photo was creepy when I first took it. Something about a fat guy, wearing latex gloves and an apron while holding a cawk pic rubbed everyone the wrong way around the office.

 

[shirlene29]

lolol...its funny as hell to me...

maybe that makes me creepy :/

 

[brownbrown]

lolol...its funny as hell to me...

maybe that makes me creepy :/

are there words in your posts?
Stuck on the AVI...sry

 

[WoodyO]

You wouldn't think it was so funny if you worked with me. I drew one on every single dirty car window in the parking lot last week (including my own).

 

[WoodyO]

are there words in your posts?
Stuck on the AVI...sry

Your Ben Stiller avi just drove my boner into the ground

 

[sterolizer]

You wouldn't think it was so funny if you worked with me. I drew one on every single dirty car window in the parking lot last week (including my own).

I like drawing peeners too

 

[WoodyO]

I like drawing peeners too

Tracing your own doesn't count

 

[sterolizer]

Tracing your own doesn't count

Can I trace your's then?



....no homo

 

[WoodyO]

Can I trace your's then?



....no homo

It's not geigh as long as you sign and number it.

 

[sterolizer]

It's not geigh as long as you sign and number it.

I wonder what # pick3 is on tonight?

 

[pdaddyII]

bmw xi ftw

sure you dont want a g500?? its only 74k

Lol, 3 series is bush league

 

[shirlene29]

we have two 3 series ...a diesel and an M3

theyre both pretty sexy little beasts

I really the 135ci we have though...6 spd man
white, black top with butter soft red interior

I sold a 535xi last friday, a 528xi monday and am delivering another 528xi on friday

Im surprised no one has said anything about the mercedes G500...if theres anything to trash or talk up its that thing

 

[WoodyO]

Draw some cawks on the windows when you get on the lot tomorrow morning.

 

[shirlene29]

come to think of it a 740il just disappeared three weeks ago but I didnt sell that one

 

[sterolizer]

G500's have a nice boot, like you ^

 

[WoodyO]

do you have any "le car's" on the lot?

 

[shirlene29]

Draw some cawks on the windows when you get on the lot tomorrow morning.

the porter will have em off as fast as I put them on...UNLESS I do it with windshield markers!

Im off tomorrow tho

 

[WoodyO]

Windshield markers? You just gave me a great idea. Where can I get some of those?

 

[shirlene29]

uhhhh....i think some parts stores have them
maybe pep boys?

 

[WoodyO]

Do you have a Godzilla tattoo above your butt?

 

[shirlene29]

no...white roses and thorns

 

[brownbrown]

P

we have two 3 series ...a diesel and an M3

theyre both pretty sexy little beasts

I really the 135ci we have though...6 spd man
white, black top with butter soft red interior

I sold a 535xi last friday, a 528xi monday and am delivering another 528xi on friday

Im surprised no one has said anything about the mercedes G500...if theres anything to trash or talk up its that thing

Pix of the,135 ?

Droid Bionic EF app

 

[shirlene29]

cant...it has my work phone number on it

 

[WoodyO]

So? Post it up.

 

[brownbrown]

thats perfect

 

[brownbrown]

Horrible when a hot white car has a nasty red interior

 

[shirlene29]

oh...I like the interior on it...its incredible soft..and a gorgeous color in person

it just purrs too....rides so smooth

 

[sterolizer]

Horrible when a hot white car has a nasty red interior

What about when a hot white girl, has a nasty red interior?

 

[shirlene29]

to whom would you be referring

 

[sterolizer]

to whom would you be referring

Do you have a nasty red interior? If so you could be a candidate

 

[shirlene29]

I suppose if i was turned inside out itd be a nasty red

 

[TableFun]

duh....I stand corrected..it is in kilometers

I was gonna post up some pics of some of our stuff but it occured to me that my work number is plastered all over all the pics
pwnt

Lol what a maroon

 

[smurf2]

howcome you're moving into a hotel

 

[shirlene29]

indeed!

Im so used to reading it all off one way I didn't notice

 

[shirlene29]

howcome you're moving into a hotel

its looking like the contractors screwed the pooch and we won't get into the house on time ..AFTER we gave notice on the rental and its already re-rented of course


so, there it is
a friend has storage at his warehouse and uhh, my brother in law works at a hotel with adjoining suites

 

[WoodyO]

Here's a little hotel action:
eFukt.com | Maid Entranced By Gringo Cock

 

[SpyWizard]

couple months ago i picked uo 528xi...

very nice to drive and i'm still not bored with it after 4 months..

will probably upgrade to a 535xi next year..

 

[brownbrown]

couple months ago i picked uo 528xi...

very nice to drive and i'm still not bored with it after 4 months..

will probably upgrade to a 535xi next year..

Those are very nice bro.


Droid Bionic EF app

 

[digimon7068]

you people have anything good to talk about or what??????


anyone wanna buy a jag ?? by chance?

or a G500? someones gotta want the G500

a diesel X5?


you're all ballers right?

I'm moving into...a hotel. on halloween
I have no life...Im dependent on all of yours being interesting

no cars right now...butt, i'm in for moar pics

 

[brownbrown]

no cars right now...butt, i'm in for moar pics

Good idea digi....


Droid Bionic EF app

 

[digimon7068]

Good idea digi....


Droid Bionic EF app

i've always been a big shirlene supporter...actually, that pretty much goes for anyone with a pretty face, a supremo onion and big cans...i'm funny like that.

 

[WoodyO]

Has everyone on this forum seen Shirlene's assets except me?

 

[brownbrown]

Has everyone on this forum seen Shirlene's assets except me?

Yes, Sorry bro... they said your not one of the cool kids..


















I kid, I'm missing out too :-(

 

[digimon7068]

Yes, Sorry bro... they said your not one of the cool kids..

















I kid, I'm missing out too :-(

*you're

and, i was just going by the ava...i've never partaken in said ASSets

 

[PICK3]

I want my next car to be gray

that's the only detail I got worked out so far




just sayin'

 

[shirlene29]

we've got a grey jag and a silver benz and bmw...helpful?

 

[javaguru]

we've got a grey jag and a silver benz and bmw...helpful?

Pics or STFU...just sayin...

PS You need to be in the pics...

 

[EarthRider]

i can't believe i'm actually saying this, i agree with java

what he said actually made sense to me for the first time

 

[shirlene29]

uhhh, theyre at the dealership I work at...duh


so no, Im not posting pics and giving you idiots my phone number at work

 

[WoodyO]

I know what dealership you work at

 

[shirlene29]

lies

 

[WoodyO]

Want me to post a link? Your portrait is on there.

 

[shirlene29]

no.....

 

[PICK3]

gonna need contact info to purchase said gray/grey/silver bmw/benz/jag

just sayin'

 

[shirlene29]

troo...and for you pick...Id give it

I hear rumor theres a prius and a honda fit at one of sister dealerships....

 

[shirlene29]

and I may have been lookin at prices for tribecas today for someone

 

[WoodyO]

troo...and for you pick...Id give it

I hear rumor theres a prius and a honda fit at one of sister dealerships....

WTF? I'm not contact worthy? Now I should post the link.

 

[shirlene29]

pfft

 

[WoodyO]

I need a Scion XB

 

[WoodyO]

and tell Ozzie his tie is fucking geigh

 

[brownbrown]

Pm me the pix woods

Want me to post a link? Your portrait is on there.

Droid Bionic EF app

 

[miplank]

Ashley looks like a slut

 

[WoodyO]

Ashley looks like a slut

Not in a good way either

 

[miplank]

Loloolololl

 

[Mr. dB]

Find me an STI.

 

[sterolizer]

Find me an STD.

Talk to pick3

 

[jiggagold]

Sti is std u stupid shit

 

[sterolizer]

Sti is std u stupid shit

Oh yeah lol I guess STI is (infection) I forgot how they changed that

 

[PICK3]

Shirls,

Wuts the most comfortable, quietest vehicle you've riden in irregardless of performance?

 

[miplank]

Shirls,

Wuts the most comfortable, quietest vehicle you've riden in irregardless of performance?

The 'bu

 

[Mr. dB]

Shirls,

Wuts the most comfortable, quietest vehicle you've riden in irregardless of performance?

Citroen CX

 

[Spartacus]

I don't fuck a gal in the ass with a tattoo
because that's just dumb