Well I'm going to miss my Mom's 60th Birthday party

[string_bean00]

fuck we dont have one every weekend but dude, you WASPs cant hang

they were always the same party repeated x100

the dudes in tight black tshirts talking about their cars

all of the older men gathered around talking about work

the girls talking about their dresses and shit

and their was always cake and ice cream and mostocollis

 

[PHATchik]

but it's in chicago and Im in DC

But being in DC means I want to come visit you! Doesn't that help?

 

[Smurfy]

they were always the same party repeated x100

the dudes in tight black tshirts talking about their cars

all of the older men gathered around talking about work

the girls talking about their dresses and shit

and their was always cake and ice cream and mostocollis

Oh those are some classless Italians. These are the ones I roll with

 

[Smurfy]

But being in DC means I want to come visit you! Doesn't that help?

yeah hey, when you comin to see me biatch!

 

[PHATchik]

yeah hey, when you comin to see me biatch!

Check your karma. I've given you a mission.

And I'd still love to see you all. You'd take me by the Post office, right?

 

[Smurfy]

Check your karma. I've given you a mission.

And I'd still love to see you all. You'd take me by the Post office, right?

yeah lumberg said his Mom has connects, right? she'd get you in!

 

[Smurfy]

oh and I got the k message and yes, I'm on it!

 

[pappad]

Tell moms Happy B-Day from your crazy family here!! I am heading to celebrate my mom's big 70 on Friday!!

 

[PHATchik]

oh and I got the k message and yes, I'm on it!

Excrutiating pain and suffering would be preferred.

And yeah, you all could totally get me the hook-up. I'm willing to move.

 

[Lumberg]

ive dated a few italians and i always had a different family bday party of theirs to attend to every weekend

got annoying eventually

eventually? you have the patience of a saint.