Well, I did it. I saw the EX today.

[Sailor_Girl]

I went to go give him his keys to his apartment back. It went well. When I handed him the keys the look on his face was priceless...he looked sad. The look was pricelss. My friend went with me and after we left she even said. "Did you see the look on his face when you handed him the keys?!" Anyways, I told him I'm going to Florida tomorrow for a week and he told me to call him when I get back.

 

[WODIN]

As the Sailor_Girl turns.....

I bet he went inside and did a dance n called up a skanky ho that will let him do the brown eye and not spit!

 

[HamHock]

Advice from someone who's been there, don't call, don't look back and move on. Shit just gets messy and drags out when you keep contact with an ex. You can lose a lot of good years and waste a lot of emotion fucking around with the wrong person....believe me.

 

[the nature boy]

he's all sad because he read that poem I wrote for you yesterday. he's knows he's finished.

 

[Sailor_Girl]

Advice from someone who's been there, don't call, don't look back and move on. Shit just gets messy and drags out when you keep contact with an ex. You can lose a lot of good years and waste a lot of emotion fucking around with the wrong person....believe me.

That's what I've been hearing.....I'm planning on moving on. What's done is done. He ended it. It's his own fault and I will not be going back to him for anything.....not even break up sex.

 

[Sailor_Girl]

he's all sad because he read that poem I wrote for you yesterday. he's knows he's finished.

Nothing can compete with that poem....my heart is yours forever.

 

[the nature boy]

Nothing can compete with that poem....my heart is yours forever.

the only thing that compete with that is some killer mullet haikus that I have that would make your clothes fall off. but I want to save that for later, it would blow your mind and make your clothes fall off. and I want to take things slow.

 

[Sailor_Girl]

I Mullets

 

[the nature boy]

I Mullets

Ok. I'll tease you with 4. You'll find yourself very aroused after reading this. Behold the aphrodesiac-like powers of mullets and haikus!


O! SQUIRREL brother,
Your tail, my hair. We are one.
Yet I must eat you.

I liked that foreign
legion movie so much, I
grew me one them hats.

Brown edged tank top sticks
to my white clumpy armpits
Somehow I get laid.

Shampoo stings my eyes,
I will never feel that twice:
slick hair smells like gas

 

[Sailor_Girl]

-------couple seconds----->

Here's mine...

Business on the top
Wild party in the back
Some may call me trailor trash
But I'm just a hick


Haiku's lack humor me think.