Weird shit

[Paulos]

You mysteriously woke up pantless with a sore anal cavity too, didn't you?


I smell date rape.

 

[theoak01]

you were abbducted by nathan,drugged and raped

 

[ajtomasi]

If you wake up in a different time, in a different place, can you wake up as a different person?

 

[theoak01]

i go in and out sometimes but not for that long

 

[p0ink]

no you guys, this is serious. I don't understand how I simply can't even remember going to bed.

you sound like a bitch after a frat party.

 

[big_bad_buff]

The last known time I remember looking at was about 8:40pm. I just woke up at around 11:15pm and I have no fucking clue how I got there on my bed. I didn't even put an away message on AIM like I always do. Has this happened to anyone? Just totally lost track of time? I'm confused.

look in the mirror bro, you probably have spray paint all over your nose you huffer

 

[Paulos]

I remember I got really sick once in 8th grade, and I went to the nurses office and threw up then slept for like 45 mins...

I could have SWORE my shirt was tucked in before I went to sleep...I am 99% sure....and when I woke up it was untucked.


At least if I did get molested it was by a chick.

 

[big_bad_buff]

I remember I got really sick once in 8th grade, and I went to the nurses office and threw up then slept for like 45 mins...

I could have SWORE my shirt was tucked in before I went to sleep...I am 99% sure....and when I woke up it was untucked.


At least if I did get molested it was by a chick.

little do you know that the nurse left and the principle dropped in

 

[Paulos]

little do you know that the nurse left and the principle dropped in

The principal was a woman...but I hadn't considered that. She could have left and the gangly one armed janitor could have came in and played with my peepee.

 

[ajtomasi]

little do you know that the nurse left and the principle dropped in

Not even, it could have totally been the elderly janitor!