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IwouldSlamU
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i might have to take a drug test in a day or two. I smoked once about 2wks ago. and got really stoned. it had been the 1st time in about a yr. do i have anything to worry about????
weed smokers drug test question...help
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chewyxrage
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You'll be fine. If you haven't smoked in a year, the weed will be out of your system in about a week. The lower your bodyfat the faster it will leave your system.
You can try to buy the flushing drinks if your really paranoid. The thing is, all that's in them is water, creatine, and b vitamins which you can get yourself for cheaper.
I'll bet you'll get 20 responses saying the exact same thing I just said, too. THere are like 500 million of these threads all over elite.
You can try to buy the flushing drinks if your really paranoid. The thing is, all that's in them is water, creatine, and b vitamins which you can get yourself for cheaper.
I'll bet you'll get 20 responses saying the exact same thing I just said, too. THere are like 500 million of these threads all over elite.
IwouldSlamU
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i think all be ok......i ran a 5k race on thanksgiving. my bf is about 14-15%
chewyxrage
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IwouldSlamU said:
You should be straight. I quit for 2 weeks and passed. I was around 14-15% then as well.
chewyxrage
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haha
IwouldSlamU
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^lmao
IwouldSlamU
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can anyone else chime in on this..........
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Gambino
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i just took a drug test...i smoke heavily and quit for a week. passed 
btw, i have a friend who has the whiznator, no more sweating tests
btw, i have a friend who has the whiznator, no more sweating tests
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Gambino
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Bobber said:
i have a full proof plan if you would like to hear...actually i have 3 plans that will work
chewyxrage
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Gambino said:
post 'em up this should be interesting
RaZor Ramon
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I was in suprised drug tested when I was in the National Guard. I smoked two weeks before the test and I passed. A guy who smoke 2 days before failed.
IwouldSlamU
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ChewYxRage said:
yah
The Red Dragon
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What's the halflife of THC anyway?
chewyxrage
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The Red Dragon said:
I really don't know. I'm not sure it would matter. What matters is, how much you smoke, how fast your metabolism is, and how much fat your body is storing currently. THC is stored in fat cells.
Chewys first post of this thread was dead on. Water, Creatine, B Vitamins.
You only need to drinks of water the day of the test. You are trying to temporarily dilute your urine with a large amount of water. The Creatine keeps your creatinine levels in the normal range (so they think you didnt dilute your urine) and the B Vitamins do the same thing (by keeping your piss yellow). You can start the creatine and heavy B vitamins a day or two before the test.
Niacin, Goldenseal, Cranberry, etc. are ALL MYTHS. In fact, Goldenseal can be tested for. Usually when someone says a product like that works, they actually just drank a bunch of liquid and it did the trick.
You only need to drinks of water the day of the test. You are trying to temporarily dilute your urine with a large amount of water. The Creatine keeps your creatinine levels in the normal range (so they think you didnt dilute your urine) and the B Vitamins do the same thing (by keeping your piss yellow). You can start the creatine and heavy B vitamins a day or two before the test.
Niacin, Goldenseal, Cranberry, etc. are ALL MYTHS. In fact, Goldenseal can be tested for. Usually when someone says a product like that works, they actually just drank a bunch of liquid and it did the trick.
glycerol + creatine + vitamins + gallons of water
there wont be shit but creatine and vitamins in your pee
glycerol will let you hold a lot of extra water
creatine levels are checked to make sure they got a good sample
same with vitamins
dont make it your first p of the day
dont start or end your p in the cup
start peeing.. wait a bit.. then fill the cup.. and before your over stop and end back in the bowl
i smoke on the way to tests just to relax
there wont be shit but creatine and vitamins in your pee
glycerol will let you hold a lot of extra water
creatine levels are checked to make sure they got a good sample
same with vitamins
dont make it your first p of the day
dont start or end your p in the cup
start peeing.. wait a bit.. then fill the cup.. and before your over stop and end back in the bowl
i smoke on the way to tests just to relax
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Gambino
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ChewYxRage said:
fuck, i forget bors. here they are.
1) Buy the whizanator...you cannot lose with this bitch, it is a prostetic penis with heated bladder. Fits nicely over the twig and berries, comes with dehydrated urine.
2) Three things required: clean urine sample, cigar tube, and disposable menstrual heating pads (thermacare). Collect sample a hour or two before test, put in tube. Put pad above johnson and below belly button (wear tight fighting drawers, open pad a few minutes before gathering sample.) Put tube between skin and pad, this will keep it approx 98-100 degress for a few hours. Give it a trial run, test the temp after an hour.
3) Go to a herbal store and buy quickflush tabs. They come in a pack of 4, follow directions to a T. Some how these fuckers work, though I was skeptical, they recenty helped me pass a surprize test.
Method 2 is the cheapest and most effective way (whizanator is by far the best but kinda pricey).
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Gambino
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Judo Tom said:i like the #2 method
It's a tried and true method...the only problem is that the longer you have the pad on, it will heat up over 100 degrees, which the urine collector will get sketchy about. My solution for this is to stash a thermoter in my shoe, then test it after I piss. If its hot I'll chill a minute and let it cool.
personally, if i know i have to piss, i quit, not worth losing a job over. but if you get caught in a pinch...
chewyxrage
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Gambino said:
Tru true. Good suggestions. I read about the whizinator a few years ago in high times....that shit is hilarious and the best idea. If you have a nice job where you get randomly tested, it would definately be worth the investment. Who wants to get fired from their job because they enjoy a few blunts on the weekends, fuck that.
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Gambino
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ChewYxRage said:
seriously my bor just bought that shit, came with dehydrated piss. you remember my drug test thread a while ago? My buddy got the whizanator a week later. next random test I will be wearing a prosthetic penis lol
my thermacare plan= poor mans whiznator
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