Weakest dude at EF???

[Testosterone boy]

Could it be......................me?


Loads of excuses etc. Worked out 7 times since May.

Struggled on 2nd rep with 315 on dead lift after some prelim sets.


I am................weak.


Very, very weak.

 

[Code]

Me, by far.

I struggle to get food into my mouth. SO I generally just throw my dinner on the floor and lay on it, eating through osmosis.

 

[gonelifting]

Priorities.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

Me, by far.

I struggle to get food into my mouth. SO I generally just throw my dinner on the floor and lay on it, eating through osmosis.

lmao, have you considered taking a bath in DMSO mixed with food? works wonders.

 

[Code]

The ladies didn't like Code's breaf when he tried that.

lmao, have you considered taking a bath in DMSO mixed with food? works wonders.

 

[jerkbox]

Me, by far.

I struggle to get food into my mouth. SO I generally just throw my dinner on the floor and lay on it, eating through osmosis.

lmao....that's the funniest thing you've ever said....you need a helper monkey bro

 

[Code]

lmao....that's the funniest thing you've ever said....you need a helper monkey bro

Holy Fucking shit man, listen to this. Totally True story.
Back in my days in the Army, the do this charity thing CFC (forget what it stands for). But it's pre-tax money donated to your favorite charity.

So as I joke I sign up to give 40% of my pay to the Monkey Helper's Association. I figured when I got out of basic, I'd change it.

Totally forgot about it for two years. My wife called me one day and said I had a plaque from some monkey helpers thingy. Turns out there is a WING at their training facility named after me!

I shit you not.

 

[jerkbox]

LMFAO!


that's ridiculous

 

[Code]

LMFAO!


that's ridiculous

Serious, I'm SOOO not kidding.


At a lowly LT. I accepted a Double Platinum Eagle award one year.
And all the 4 stars got pissy cuz they only got single golden eagles.

 

[jerkbox]

dude, they could probably hook you up with a discount

 

[pitbullstl]

Me, by far.

I struggle to get food into my mouth. SO I generally just throw my dinner on the floor and lay on it, eating through osmosis.

.

Picturing that...............................................and................

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhinnnnngg!!!

Perhaps the funniest thing you have said......

 

[Code]

I was thinking the same thing.
With ym luck he'd be smarter AND skinnier than me. Start stealing my thunder..... then mah girls!

dude, they could probably hook you up with a discount

 

[jerkbox]

something in this thread has to be signature worthy

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

something in this thread has to be signature worthy

Done.

 

[jackangel]

it wasn't bad at all. but i didn't laugh out loud. must be one of those sleeper comments. i'll think about it. just don't say anything for now.

 

[saint808]

Holy Fucking shit man, listen to this. Totally True story.
Back in my days in the Army, the do this charity thing CFC (forget what it stands for). But it's pre-tax money donated to your favorite charity.

So as I joke I sign up to give 40% of my pay to the Monkey Helper's Association. I figured when I got out of basic, I'd change it.

Totally forgot about it for two years. My wife called me one day and said I had a plaque from some monkey helpers thingy. Turns out there is a WING at their training facility named after me!

I shit you not.

dude can you get me a helper monkey at a discount?
SERIOUSLY!

 

[MFMan]

Me, by far.

I struggle to get food into my mouth. SO I generally just throw my dinner on the floor and lay on it, eating through osmosis.

LMAO! Bro I was asking the other day what happened to Satanic Goatslayer because he was one funny guy. But you say some off the wall shit that is hilarious! Goatslayer may be no more but at least there are still some with a sense of humor around here.

 

[ChefWide]

Weakest? Not sure. Laziest? me.

I have my blue tooth Nokia earpeace programmed to dial for pizza without having to actually move my arms.

 

[jackangel]

is that you in the avatar, chef? has a Run DMC quality to it.

 

[Code]

Oh yeah, that's me. In all my flabberlacsious glory!

is that you in the avatar, chef? has a Run DMC quality to it.

 

[from zero]

at Code.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

lmao, have you considered taking a bath in DMSO mixed with food? works wonders.

or any aprotic solvent you coud get your hands on.

 

[theoak01]

for my size probably me, Im 5'6 190 bench 205 1rep max,incline 185 rep max squat 235 1rep max dead 265 1rep max, but I dont train for strength aslong as I grow im doing something right

 

[ohashi]

for my size probably me, Im 5'6 190 bench 205 1rep max,incline 185 rep max squat 235 1rep max dead 265 1rep max, but I dont train for strength aslong as I grow im doing something right

I am taller and weight less. My lifts are significantly lower, too.

Out of the people that actually work out, I'm pretty sure I'm the weakest.

 

[Big Rick Rock]

Holy Fucking shit man, listen to this. Totally True story.
Back in my days in the Army, the do this charity thing CFC (forget what it stands for). But it's pre-tax money donated to your favorite charity.

So as I joke I sign up to give 40% of my pay to the Monkey Helper's Association. I figured when I got out of basic, I'd change it.

Totally forgot about it for two years. My wife called me one day and said I had a plaque from some monkey helpers thingy. Turns out there is a WING at their training facility named after me!

I shit you not.

So fot two years you donated 40% of your pay to this charity and didn't know it??? how much $$ did they get out of you?

 

[supersizeme]

i can only curl the 35s for 10, maybe 11 on incline db curls. my arms are over 16"

someone beat that. even better if you're female

 

[Bullit]

for my size probably me, Im 5'6 190 bench 205 1rep max,incline 185 rep max squat 235 1rep max dead 265 1rep max, but I dont train for strength aslong as I grow im doing something right

Holy chirst.... those are less than me.

WTF is your problem?

 

[theoak01]

the weights are steadyily increasing,I also took 8 mths off this year, but I really dont need to move big weights to grow

 

[b fold the truth]

I just might be at the moment...

B True

 

[TheOak84]

id say B fold for sure.. he weighs about 145, and can only bench 95 for 2 reps.. dam dude.. sad

 

[ChefWide]

id say B fold for sure.. he weighs about 145, and can only bench 95 for 2 reps.. dam dude.. sad

That is sad, you can't bench your girlfriend, that goes against all that is good or right.

Remember: Never fuck anything you can't lift.

 

[b fold the truth]

Yeah...she is about 110-115 now. Either she better lose some weight or I had better get stronger.

B True

 

[Deleted member 33117]

No, its definately me. I'm so weak I have to lie about my lifts online, and claim I lift what I average bodybuilder my size should be lifting while on juice. When everyone demands pictures photos, I "conveiniently" become a college student on a tight budget who can't afford the equipment to make videos and post them online, because every pennie I have goes towards my grocery bill and an occasional date. I bet anyone one this thread could make me look like a little girl in the weight room... especially on any type of deadlift.

 

[Becoming]

No, its definately me. I'm so weak I have to lie about my lifts online, and claim I lift what I average bodybuilder my size should be lifting while on juice. When everyone demands pictures photos, I "conveiniently" become a college student on a tight budget who can't afford the equipment to make videos and post them online, because every pennie I have goes towards my grocery bill and an occasional date. I bet anyone one this thread could make me look like a little girl in the weight room... especially on any type of deadlift.

Well you might not be the weakest- but you sure can't spell definitely, conveniently or penny worth a damn!

I got an extra speak-n-spell when I bought one for my bor Tiger88 for Christmas, so I will send it your way bro!

j/k-

 

[Deleted member 33117]

LoL, despite being very intelligent I have a learning disorder that effects my spelling. There isn't a lot I can do about it. Sorry. It helps if I take the time to do my posts in Word with a spell checker, but it takes to long.

 

[Becoming]

Ha ha- check my posts bro- I am really number 2 behind tiger- but I am just trying to thow peeps off my trail...

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Ha ha- check my posts bro- I am really number 2 behind tiger- but I am just trying to thow peeps off my trail...

Its a good plan though. Actually, just post on threads tiger does and no one will notice.

 

[sigweed]

my vote goes to me
i started as a really skinny guy, so i mean my starting lifts were laughable...so granted over the 3 years ive been lifting ive put on ~40lbs of lean mass, my lifts are still pretty laughable
curl the 40s for 6, benching 160 for 6, squat 220 for 6, dealift 220 for 6, ...you get the idea

 

[Bullit]

HAHAHAHAH

I'm stonger than you!!!


Pussy.

 

[tiger88]

Its a good plan though. Actually, just post on threads tiger does and no one will notice.

LOL


enough hating already

 

[Izzman]

Here are some of mine, theyre most likely significantly lower than most people here:

I weigh 209 at 16% BF.

Bench 200 for 1 rm.
Deadlift: 275 for 4, havent tried a max.
Squat: 300 for 8, havent tried a max.
DB Curl: 50 for 7.
Miltary: 140 for 8, havent tried a max.