We should've known.

[velvett]

Reindeer Did you know... While both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, according to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, Male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen - had to be a girl.

We should've known. Only women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost

 

[starfish]

Females Rock...

 

[bjtheman]

LOL....so true!

 

[vinylgroover]

That would explain why santa sings 'Ho, Ho, Ho'. Bwahahahahaha

 

[jesus 2]

they are depicted with antlers because if they weren't, they would not be identifiable as reindeer.


j2da2

 

[casavant]

We should've known. Only women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost

Yep. Thank God we have females to interpret maps and stuff for us.

 

[The Shadow]

We should've known. Only women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost

....read a map - yes......work a cell phone - no.

 

[The Ranger]

Heh heh heh...I'm staying out of this one...<snicker>

Ranger

 

[Puddles]

Only women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost

while they're pregnant too...amazing! I wonder if they stop for ice-cream at 3:00am.

 

[velvett]

Dear Mrs. Puddles,


You have a most delish rump.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I concurr with Velv... goodness, my dear, that is quite the lovely derrier!

 

[sigweed]

Only women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost

oh man, this is supposed to be a joke right?
women and directions are two things that never go together
kinda like Nathan and attractive women.

 

[trimtan1]

LOL! Figures.

 

[Pamela]

Dear Mrs. Puddles,


You have a most delish rump.

Yes you sure do...

 

[Bigsatan13]

Yes you sure do...

And you don't missy?
Xcuse me, I just had an IM chat with Mrs. Satan and I'm feeling a little Horny. Get it? Satan - Horny? Forget it.

 

[WODIN]

LOL @ BigS.

This thread has 4 great asses on it!

 

[Puddles]

Dear Mrs. Puddles,


You have a most delish rump.

RUMP!!! I feel like I should be covered in spices, shoved into the oven and basted! LOL

Thanks folks. Merry Christmas!

 

[Bikini Mod]

....and one OLD fat guy.

Hey, Wodin! You wouldn't by chance happen to be wearing red suit?

 

[Pamela]

Hey, Wodin! You wouldn't by chance happen to be wearing red suit?

If Wodin was Santa I would sit on his lap anytime..

 

[Frackal]

Females Rock...

why do you like females so much? at least i know most men suck too

 

[starfish]

why do you like females so much? at least i know most men suck too

Frackal, Do you know how to chill out and just have fun? I swear you are so uptight that you should start shoving coal up your butt because you could make diamonds in no time.


It's nothing more than trying to stay positive. I have a lot of serious stuff going on inmy life right now. So sue me if I log on to the chat board and play around to relax with "no brainer stuff"

 

[Frackal]

you seem quite serious yourself. and critical. im bored

 

[starfish]

you seem quite serious yourself. and critical. im bored

The only thing I get serious about is all the bashing, whinning, and nastiness towards people here who don't deserve it.

How some of you people can be so negative all the time is beyond me. It's sad.

Just because I pop on a thread and make a small comment or post a silly picture instead of writing a novel doesn't mean I'm not thinking about what people write. I don't have it in me right now to debate and start serious topics. Like I said, I'm here to just chill and not be so serious. I've got enough of that in my offline world.


Doesn't matter what I say though. You've allready made up your mind so who really cares.