We ought to take militant guerilla action against supplement companies

[Frackal]

Today at work I was reading that piece of shit (which is getting steadily WORSE by the issue) Muscle Media, and in it, there was an advertisement for Creatine Gel, with a testimonial as follows:

"I added 350 lbs to my bench in 3 weeks using Creatine Gel!!!"

I shit you not. And this was in muscle media. I have (had) already lost all respect for EAS....they WERE marginally better than some of the other companies but they are fast going to shit.

I swear to god I hate working at GNC for that reason, the best I can say for myself to not sound hypocritcal is I try to give good advice even when it negatively impacts my sales, though I dont feel bad for most people who just want a quick fix anyway... "Do you have anything I can eat to make my arms bulge out of my sleeves?" (asked yesterday)

Then there is Klein Becker, fucking cocksuckers, they are a pharma company and they make an ECA stack that is less innovative then even Xendadrine and they charge 160 dollars for a 1 month supply, preying on people who dont understand but assume the pharma product means the better product.... Then we have cutting gel with a localized diuretic, "juiced Protein" which makes me want to pop the lid and shit in it, Ecdysterones which dont do a shit, Muscle tech claiming lee priest owes his amazing fat loss to muscle tech, and EAS claiming in Muscle media that it's likely you'll gain 22lbs over a few months time from using creatine.... FUCK!

Sick of it.

 

[KAYNE]

WHY DONT YOU TELL US WHATS REALLY ON YOUR MIND FRACK!!!


KAYNE

 

[JohnyJuice]

The pro's should get together and start there own magazine. In this magazine they could blast the shit out of these companies. they could be like "Fuck no i never used cell-tech or any of that other monkey spunk! Use 3 grams of test a week along with loads of other shit and watch what happens to you."

Grantyed they will lose there sponsors, but maybe ttokyo and denkal and shit like that will sponsor them.

But on the topic of those people who want a quick fix, a certain saying comes to mind. My pop uswed to say it all the time...."There is a sucker born every minute"

 

[3Vandoo]

Note to self:

Send letter to Hamas, Muslim Brotherhood, Abu Sayef, that Muscle Tech is not Allah Certified

 

[Addicted]

You mean???

You didn't increase your bench 350lbs in three weeks using creatine gel?? You must be part of the 5% that doesn't get results from creatine!

 

[PinK233]

As long as there are lazy, gullible people in this world who want a quick fix, there will always be a new "miracle" product that doesn't do SHIT....the only product that I like is ECA...and that only works if you exercise and diet....I get all kinds of people in my store asking for Stacker 2 and then immediately saying "I don't have to exercise or diet on this stuff right?"....LAZY!!!

 

[Sushi X]

rarely do i ever read any of them anymore. mm is ok at best now but it should be recalled body for life testimonials magazine.

actually, muscle and fitness is my fav. i still don't read them that much as the workout info is recycled but the health, nutrition and science articles are pretty good as is the mail. of course the chicks are a nice touch too. i just prefer to stay away from them. if i could just get a mag with nutrition, science, health and supplement info in it i'd be ok. i just go by what i know and like.

the elite members shoudl ban together along with george and come out with a new mag called elite muscle. no ad for muscle tech and it's 8 page ad, i mean articles.

 

[beefybull]

When I worked at GNC, of course sometimes I'd go for the promotional bonuses (who doesnt love money?!) but in general, I'd give solid advice.

GNC was a cool place to work (besides the politic'n in my city) and wild stuff happened b/c it was in a strip mall which set next to a supermarket. I almost got laid by a 6 ft tall black woman one night, one of the stores like 3 down got robbed by a dude who pulled the owner over the counter and pummeled him, etc.

Not to mention all the free...er, well 30% employee discount supplements. LoL.

 

[WODIN]

I don't get it frack...I cycle in creatine and my bench goes up to 700 - 800 pound range no problem. I had to finally start lifting small cars with midgets to get a decent pump on squat days. What's your problem here man?

 

[paradox]

Today at work I was reading that piece of shit (which is getting steadily WORSE by the issue) Muscle Media, and in it, there was an advertisement for Creatine Gel, with a testimonial as follows:

"I added 350 lbs to my bench in 3 weeks using Creatine Gel!!!"

I shit you not. And this was in muscle media. I have (had) already lost all respect for EAS....they WERE marginally better than some of the other companies but they are fast going to shit.

I swear to god I hate working at GNC for that reason, the best I can say for myself to not sound hypocritcal is I try to give good advice even when it negatively impacts my sales, though I dont feel bad for most people who just want a quick fix anyway... "Do you have anything I can eat to make my arms bulge out of my sleeves?" (asked yesterday)

Then there is Klein Becker, fucking cocksuckers, they are a pharma company and they make an ECA stack that is less innovative then even Xendadrine and they charge 160 dollars for a 1 month supply, preying on people who dont understand but assume the pharma product means the better product.... Then we have cutting gel with a localized diuretic, "juiced Protein" which makes me want to pop the lid and shit in it, Ecdysterones which dont do a shit, Muscle tech claiming lee priest owes his amazing fat loss to muscle tech, and EAS claiming in Muscle media that it's likely you'll gain 22lbs over a few months time from using creatine.... FUCK!

Sick of it.

EAS creatine is some good shit, but the claims some of these companys make it utter BS.