we need another forum

[Deus Ex Machina]

the 'e-flirt tee heee heee tee tee cuddles and estrogen look at me look at me' forum

 

[Moderate_THIS]

feds!

 

[avenirup]

You're on it..

 

[strider364]

Locked.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

You're on it..

tee hee thheheheheh omgomg gues s what' i'm wearing right now/? omg!!! ~~~flirt!!~~~** *bubbles** wanna pic? for u only

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I love DEM when he's trippin

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

I love DEM when he's trippin

tee hee

here's my pic.

http://www.kelvisdelrio.com/images/crack_whore.jpg

 

[tripleblonde]

feds!

it all makes sense now....yeah your gonna be the 1st to go down

 

[tripleblonde]

tee hee

here's my pic.

http://www.kelvisdelrio.com/images/crack_whore.jpg

where can i get those shoes?

 

[Moderate_THIS]

it all makes sense now....yeah your gonna be the 1st to go down

The shots of your breasts isn't enough to get me talking. Throw in some Dilaudid and you have a deal.

 

[jerkbox]

I love DEM when he's trippin

lol

it makes him bitter....

get used to it man....it's the way women are, always have been, always will be. and as with everything else, it can be used to your advantage.

 

[tripleblonde]

The shots of your breasts isn't enough to get me talking. Throw in some Dilaudid and you have a deal.

u have no room to bargin....and u know what i mean

 

[Moderate_THIS]

u have no room to bargin....and u know what i mean

Hold on, someone's knocking on my door...

 

[tripleblonde]

Hold on, someone's knocking on my door...

 

[avenirup]

If you say "like oh my god" you will be perfect....

 

[tripleblonde]

If you say "like oh my god" you will be perfect....

since dem was kind enough to start this thread topic...i have a question....
this avatar or the one i just had?

 

[Lao Tzu]

my automatic and humble apologies to all the women on EF.

ok, i'll pretend like im going to show you my tits if you satiate my insecurities. I may even pretend like im attracted to you too.

 

[tripleblonde]

my automatic and humble apologies to all the women on EF.

ok, i'll pretend like im going to show you my tits if you satiate my insecurities. I may even pretend like im attracted to you too.

mmm.....k

 

[Lao Tzu]

mmm.....k

get to it. Pretend you'll show me a naked pic if i sweat and make posts.

 

[tripleblonde]

get to it. Pretend you'll show me a naked pic if i sweat and make posts.

depends....how many are we talkin bout here?

 

[avenirup]

since dem was kind enough to start this thread topic...i have a question....
this avatar or the one i just had?

This is awesome but I still like the boob shot....just my opinion..

 

[Lao Tzu]

depends....how many are we talkin bout here?

Depends. How willing are you to pretend you are attracted to me?

 

[tripleblonde]

This is awesome but I still like the boob shot....just my opinion..

me too....it's going back up

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

nord hurry and finish photoshopping your pics up a bit, i'm totally horny and i wouldn't wanna lose my boner if you accidentally sent me your original pics

 

[tripleblonde]

Depends. How willing are you to pretend you are attracted to me?

lol.....well that avatar is a start....i'm getting turned on

 

[avenirup]

me too....it's going back up

That's better....

 

[Lao Tzu]

nord hurry and finish photoshopping your pics up a bit, i'm totally horny and i wouldn't wanna lose my boner if you accidentally sent me your original pics

Do you want my real pic or the pic i post on EF?

real http://www.tiemanssxland.freeservers.com/images/why_fat_people_shlouldnt_bungee.jpg

EF
http://www.intmalemodel.com/images/p_winner.jpg

 

[Lao Tzu]

lol.....well that avatar is a start....i'm getting turned on

Do something for me and i will flirt with you, how about that arrangement? i dont just give my 'flirts' away, you gots to prove you deserve them.

 

[tripleblonde]

Do something for me and i will flirt with you, how about that arrangement? i dont just give my 'flirts' away, you gots to prove you deserve them.

i would but your "real" picture link doesn't work....that doesn't bode well for you

 

[Lao Tzu]

i would but your "real" picture link doesn't work....that doesn't bode well for you

This one work?

http://w1.322.telia.com/~u32207322/why fat people...jpg

 

[tripleblonde]

This one work?

http://w1.322.telia.com/~u32207322/why fat people...jpg

It takes a lot to shock me.....but that right there just about does it

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

 

[Lao Tzu]

It takes a lot to shock me.....but that right there just about does it

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

i take it cybersex and PM'ing nudes you found on google are out then?

 

[tripleblonde]

i take it cybersex and PM'ing nudes you found on google are out then?

pretty much

 

[jackangel]

screw you guys...

it's my hot body i'll do whut i want.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

nordstrom, post a pic. but don't suck in your stomach, because i will be able to tell by the shading on your rib cage area.

 

[Lao Tzu]

nordstrom, post a pic. but don't suck in your stomach, because i will be able to tell by the shading on your rib cage area.

http://chaplog.co.uk/mike/images/beer belly.jpg

 

[strongsmartsexy]

since dem was kind enough to start this thread topic...i have a question....
this avatar or the one i just had?

How about one of you in a gunny sack?

 

[tripleblonde]

How about one of you in a gunny sack?

already been done

 

[strongsmartsexy]

already been done

Ok, how about saran wrap? Or maybe a burrka?

 

[tripleblonde]

Ok, how about saran wrap? Or maybe a burrka?

actually used saran wrap last week....my sister talked me into the crazy scheme of "homemade body wraps" she found on the internet.....your suppose to lose inches, tighten your skin, release toxins, blah blah blah.....we both layed on the bed wrapped in 80 layers of saran for an hour and the only result i got was punctured lungs from the tightness of it

 

[avenirup]

actually used saran wrap last week....my sister talked me into the crazy scheme of "homemade body wraps" she found on the internet.....your suppose to lose inches, tighten your skin, release toxins, blah blah blah.....we both layed on the bed wrapped in 80 layers of saran for an hour and the only result i got was punctured lungs from the tightness of it

Wo, wo, wo - you are you sister on the bed nude in body wraps????

 

[tripleblonde]

Wo, wo, wo - you are you sister on the bed nude in body wraps????

come on aven! it's my sister, we've seen each other naked before!

 

[strongsmartsexy]

actually used saran wrap last week....my sister talked me into the crazy scheme of "homemade body wraps" she found on the internet.....your suppose to lose inches, tighten your skin, release toxins, blah blah blah.....we both layed on the bed wrapped in 80 layers of saran for an hour and the only result i got was punctured lungs from the tightness of it

Well, that still leaves the burrka. Try it with some Ugh Boots.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Did you know if you are beign raped the best way to get the rapist to stop is to shit on yourself. most people can't maintain sexual arousal in the presence of fecal matter. So in an effort to curb the flirting on this thread i present http://www.ratemypoo.com/ratemy/poo

 

[tripleblonde]

Did you know if you are beign raped the best way to get the rapist to stop is to shit on yourself. most people can't maintain sexual arousal in the presence of fecal matter. So in an effort to curb the flirting on this thread i present http://www.ratemypoo.com/ratemy/poo

is your middle name: shock value?

 

[Lao Tzu]

is your middle name: shock value?

yes it is. You arent the only one who needs attention.

 

[tripleblonde]

yes it is. You arent the only one who needs attention.

good answer....

btw....LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!

 

[strongsmartsexy]

good answer....

btw....LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!

*yawn*

 

[avenirup]

come on aven! it's my sister, we've seen each other naked before!

Post pics of that please....

 

[FoxyDiva]

I think I would love that forum!!!

~~WINK WINK~~

 

[Burning_Inside]

tee hee thheheheheh omgomg gues s what' i'm wearing right now/? omg!!! ~~~flirt!!~~~** *bubbles** wanna pic? for u only

Your portrayal is sooo on the money. OSCAR PERFORMANCE

 

[sigweed]

dude just because all the women here are supermodels who love to give blow jobs all day long between photoshoots and date overweight schmucks who's interests include spending 13 hours a day at the computer and shooting stuff doesn't mean you should be such an asshole about it!

 

[RottenWillow]

my automatic and humble apologies to all the women on EF.

ok, i'll pretend like im going to show you my tits if you satiate my insecurities. I may even pretend like im attracted to you too.

Damn nordy! That was both succinct, clever and very accurate.

 

[Gymgurl]

LOLOLOLOL@anya

 

[RottenWillow]

LOLOLOLOL@anya

I'm totally serious. That was amazing.