We need a redneck EF meetup

[SoKlueles]

bring ur false teeth, your spittoon.....and aap and well all be set

 

[nycgirl]

SoKlu, I think you need more than 2 people for it to qualify as a meetup.

 

[dirty~d~]

Did someone say redneck? I'm soooooooooooo there.

 

[SoKlueles]

yay we have 3 now

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Count me in.. gonna get my redneck clothes out..

woohoo.. I won't have to wear shoes much less heels

 

[seizer]

yay we have 3 now

Techincally 4, you count as 2.

 

[hamstershaver]

 

[jaded]

Klu's gonna make squirrel

 

[dirty~d~]

Braided pigtales, short tight shorts, half shirt, no shoes... OH YEAH that's my kind of BBQ. Who's bringing the moonshine?

 

[SoKlueles]

Techincally 4, you count as 2.

who asked you alf ass

 

[nycgirl]

Hammy, you can come to my place while SoKlu is attending the Hillbilly meet-up. I'll keep you entertained.

 

[SoKlueles]

Klu's gonna make squirrel

Ill make squrrel stew and cornbread
and well have hot dogs as the appetizer

 

[seizer]

who asked you alf ass

You know you luv alf...dont hate on the Alf, the Alf never hated on you.

 

[SoKlueles]

Hammy, you can come to my place while SoKlu is attending the Hillbilly meet-up. I'll keep you entertained.

sorry sister hes coming with me

 

[SoKlueles]

You know you luv alf...dont hate on the Alf, the Alf never hated on you.

i dont hate alf

 

[stfuhr]

Techincally 4, you count as 2.

If this is true, I'll have to make time. Especially if Hammy is with NYCGirl.

 

[seizer]

i dont hate alf

Alf hug? (That includes kitty eating...get it?)

 

[hamstershaver]

Hammy, you can come to my place while SoKlu is attending the Hillbilly meet-up. I'll keep you entertained.

 

[nycgirl]

If this is true, I'll have to make time. Especially if Hammy is with NYCGirl.

He will be with me. He attends a redneck meet-up everytime he goes home. He can miss this one.

 

[SoKlueles]

stfu

 

[nycgirl]

Don't forget my meet-up includes dinner . . . something purchased from a supermarket (i.e., not roadkill).

 

[SoKlueles]

Don't forget my meet-up includes dinner . . . something purchased from a supermarket (i.e., not roadkill).

but thanks, like i said, hes going with me but thanks for ur offer

 

[hamstershaver]

Don't forget my meet-up includes dinner . . . something purchased from a supermarket (i.e., not roadkill).

your treat?

 

[SoKlueles]

your treat?

your with me asshole

 

[jaded]

Ill make squrrel stew and cornbread
and well have hot dogs as the appetizer

I think I'll pass on the squirrel stew

 

[PICK3]

hammy, they're fighting over you. What's your secret bor?

 

[PBR]

I think I'll pass on the squirrel stew

uuhh me too...do you guys watch NASCAR during this get together?

 

[nycgirl]

uuhh me too...do you guys watch NASCAR during this get together?

And get Dale Earnhardt R.I.P fake tattoos together?

(Hammy - my offer still stands; but you better not wait too long.)

 

[redguru]

Tube tops, halters and short shorts, oh my!

 

[HumorMe]

Tube tops, halters and short shorts, oh my!

Sure wish you would at least put that on your avatar, That is nasty...lol

 

[Mr. dB]

And get Dale Earnhardt R.I.P fake tattoos together?

(Hammy - my offer still stands; but you better not wait too long.)

Hammy and Klu at the races:

 

[The Shadow]

Damn

 

[slat1]

Oh the irony... he shaves his head but not his back.
I almost puked when I saw that!

 

[-SD-]

I live in a trailer so I automatically qualify.

 

[dirty~d~]

Hammy and Klu at the races:

I just puked in my mouth.

 

[redguru]

Is the new one a little better, DD?

 

[Dunk]

He will be with me. He attends a redneck meet-up everytime he goes home. He can miss this one.

something aint right here Klu.

u let this shit go on?

i woulda carved her up reeeeal nice after a comment like that.

 

[dirty~d~]

Is the new one a little better, DD?

That's MUCH better... THANK YOU!

 

[RADAR]

If theres white lightning there .....................then i'm nearby!




RADAR

 

[Austin316]

Cool I can wear my Stone Cold Steve Austin shirt

 

[RADAR]

Cool I can wear my Stone Cold Steve Austin shirt

DUDE! Wearing a shirt like that is mandatory.


RADAR

 

[Austin316]

I've got 3 lol

 

[rnch]

Count me in.. gonna get my redneck clothes out..

woohoo.. I won't have to wear shoes much less heels

according to one of the atlanta meet threads, aap wears the heels.

 

[Mr. dB]

Cool I can wear my Stone Cold Steve Austin shirt

How else is anyone expected to recognize you?

 

[Deterass]

in

 

[hamstershaver]

whoever couldnt score at this meetup would be a serious loser

 

[SoKlueles]

yayyy we can watch reruns of dukes of hazzard and austin yes u can wear ur steve austin shirt
and ill wear my KC tshirt

 

[SoKlueles]

deteras would come
and aap
and frisky
dang is that it?

 

[The Shadow]

Id hang with yall

 

[stfuhr]

yayyy we can watch reruns of dukes of hazzard and austin yes u can wear ur steve austin shirt
and ill wear my KC tshirt

Sorry, If you are going to watch the Dukes, I won't be there.

 

[SoKlueles]

Id hang with yall

yay
do u like the dukes of hazzard?

 

[Deterass]

I'm just coming for the blow jobs and beer.

 

[SoKlueles]

I'm just coming for the blow jobs and beer.

i heard aap dont put out tho

 

[Deterass]

i heard aap dont put out tho

Thats what the beer is for.

 

[SoKlueles]

Thats what the beer is for.

bahahahahaa

 

[nycgirl]

bahahahahaa

Can we combine this with the ghetto ef meetup? I'll bring some kool-aid and fried chicken. I'll pull out my name plate bracelet from 1997 (yes, my god, I do have one), wear big door knocker earrings, a halter top and booty shorts.

If not, someone please pm me and i will organize one.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Can we combine this with the ghetto ef meetup? I'll bring some kool-aid and fried chicken. I'll pull out my name plate bracelet from 1997 (yes, my god, I do have one), wear big door knocker earrings, a halter top and booty shorts.

If not, someone please pm me and i will organize one.

Can I come to the ghetto meetup too? I don't drink kool-aid but i'll bring my crystal light! I have the door knocker earrings, halter and hell yea got the booty shorts and the heels!

 

[SoKlueles]

yay chicken

 

[hamstershaver]

Can we combine this with the ghetto ef meetup? I'll bring some kool-aid and fried chicken. I'll pull out my name plate bracelet from 1997 (yes, my god, I do have one), wear big door knocker earrings, a halter top and booty shorts.

If not, someone please pm me and i will organize one.

mmmmmmmmmmm booty shorts

 

[SoKlueles]

mmmmmmmmmmm booty shorts

 

[nycgirl]

Hammy - I'll make sure my booty shorts are cut up really high for you.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Girl, this meet-up isn't for the uptight - Crystal Light? I thought rednecks drank Tang.

Hammy - I'll make sure my booty shorts are cut up really high for you.

I'm really not a redneck either.. but I just wanna be wuved

 

[RADAR]

Hammy - I'll make sure my booty shorts are cut up really high for you.











Finally some Quality Scenery


RADAR

 

[Zebo]

I'm in.

But can we stop by Wal-Mart on the way home?

 

[nycgirl]

Hammy - I'll make sure my booty shorts are cut up really high for you.

Finally some Quality Scenery


RADAR

Anything for you sweetie!!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I'm in.

But can we stop by Wal-Mart on the way home?

We're having it at Wally world I think!

 

[Mr. dB]

deteras would come
and aap
and frisky
dang is that it?

Well, I'm just one state west of you, so I suppose a dB visitation is technically possible.

Tennessee is a long state though. I remember the first time I ever drove to New York, I crossed the Mississippi River bridge at sundown, and hit the TN/VA border at sunup, driving straight through with only piss stops.

 

[RADAR]

Anything for you sweetie!!

gee i think i'm blushing.........
RADAR

 

[rnch]

with this noteable EF group, how can i NOT attend?

 

[SoKlueles]

I'm in.

But can we stop by Wal-Mart on the way home?

walmart is a MUST
we do, as you know, need eveningwear

 

[nycgirl]

walmart is a MUST
we do, as you know, need eveningwear

I thought Target is for evening gear.

 

[Zebo]

We're having it at Wally world I think!

Well, I gotta have a place to spank the kids either way........

 

[HumorMe]

We will meet here....

I will bring my ride and we can all sleep in there to keep costs down....

Don't forget to bring an extra set of car keys in case you lock yourself out....

Klu will bring the cake. Preferably something like this...

For dessert, something like this will do...

After our meal, we can go have some fun. I'll bring my 4-wheeler....

We can attend church here on Sunday...

 

[SoKlueles]

Omggggggggggggg Humorme Lolololol

 

[hamstershaver]

lol at the church sign, thats just how klu talks

 

[SoKlueles]

well i do like holding my beer between my boobs

 

[HumorMe]

well i do like holding my beer between my boobs

lol....I like the crown she is wearing.

 

[SoKlueles]

well and it was thoughtful of you to bring a hotel
will save on costs.....dang you think of everything

 

[HumorMe]

well and it was thoughtful of you to bring a hotel
will save on costs.....dang you think of everything

lol...only the best will do.

 

[Y_lifter]

Is 4 wheel drive a requirement to get to the meeting location ?

It should be..

 

[SoKlueles]

lol...only the best will do.

we can all wear our best overalls and wife beaters
and i will provide cups and efferdent for our falsies
we cant go and make pics and put them on EF if some of us dont have our teeth now can we?
Our meetup would be the laughing stock of EF and we dont want that

 

[Gambino]

I'll bring the possum loaf and the copenhagen

 

[Beachbum1546]

if it's in south carolina i'm in. i'll wear my realtree camo with my neon orange hat.
then all the guys can argue about who has the biggest lift on their truck.

 

[SoKlueles]

I'll bring the possum loaf and the copenhagen

yay

 

[Gambino]

I'm an Indian outlaw
part cherookee and choctaw

 

[DIVISION]

I'm an Indian outlaw
part cherookee and choctaw

That means you will be next to be lynched, BabyG.....

I suggest you stay away from the redneck Meetup.....





DIV

 

[Gambino]

That means you will be next to be lynched, BabyG.....

I suggest you stay away from the redneck Meetup.....





DIV

you got it twisted div, the native americans around here are rednecky...not in a trashy way but in a lifestyle way ie hunting, dress, and attitude

 

[DIVISION]

you got it twisted div, the native americans around here are rednecky...not in a trashy way but in a lifestyle way ie hunting, dress, and attitude

I didn't get shit twisted, nugga.....

They are twisted....why Natives would want to dress like rednecks is beyond me.....



DIV

 

[Gambino]

I didn't get shit twisted, nugga.....

They are twisted....why Natives would want to dress like rednecks is beyond me.....



DIV

because they are the original rednecks of n.america...think about it.
my definition of redneck is a country boy who enjoys outdoor activites, not a racist white trash ho

 

[big4life]

I want to go to the next ef hippie meetup.

 

[DIVISION]

because they are the original rednecks of n.america...think about it.
my definition of redneck is a country boy who enjoys outdoor activites, not a racist white trash ho

You got a point, nugga.



DIV

 

[SoKlueles]

ok gambino and big4life are welcome
but bring ur "git er done " t shirts

 

[Gambino]

ok gambino and big4life are welcome
but bring ur "git er done " t shirts

I'll bring a couple cases of mtn dew and a couple cartons of reds

 

[DIVISION]

ok gambino and big4life are welcome
but bring ur "git er done " t shirts

I knew an AirForce SP who always said "git er done"......

He couldn't have been redneck though, 'cause he only dated black women....

Those just don't mix.....




DIV

 

[SoKlueles]

I'll bring a couple cases of mtn dew and a couple cartons of reds

yeah and when u guys get drunk, you can crush the hard aluminum on ur forehead....and i have a bug zapper and that can be after dark entertainment if u want

 

[Dunk]

i havent been reading this thread (too many pages deep to catch up)

but i can imagine the meetup going something like this.

Soklu: hey gambino howdya lak ya grits?

Gambino: uhhhhhhh reguhla ah guess

 

[SoKlueles]

i havent been reading this thread (too many pages deep to catch up)

but i can imagine the meetup going something like this.

Soklu: hey gambino howdya lak ya grits?

Gambino: uhhhhhhh reguhla ah guess

you wanna come
so just come dang
and ill fix u grits too