Ways To Turn Men Down

[~Lexy~]

WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.

 

[SoreArms]

what a mean bitch

 

[medicj]

WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.

Now THAT'S some funny shit.

 

[Razorguns]

Easiest way..

GAIN WEIGHT.

 

[The Red Dragon]

Easiest way..

GAIN WEIGHT.

You'll turn away some men...and gain some others :worry:

 

[GoldenDelicious]

hmf.

she: "ive been watching you from across the room..."
he: "well go back there...and keep watching"

real life scenario (with this fat, bazooka nosed greek chick who is a tosser)
she: "oh, i forgot, golden is ignoring me. i guess he's too good to talk to me"
me: "thats right. now f- off."

and people say im a bastard. as if

 

[~Lexy~]

I am not a bitch and I would never tell a guy to get lost in those words.

 

[Lady Viking]

good ones

 

[rudeboyja]

best way to turn a woman down.

Her: Would you like to go out sometime.

Him: Sure, but I don't have any money

 

[Cutiebaby]

lol..those were cute!

 

[a10j10]

best way to turn a woman down.

Her: Would you like to go out sometime.

Him: Sure, but I don't have any money

Now this is a good one...

 

[slat1]

I am not a bitch and I would never tell a guy to get lost in those words.

I would consider it a moral victory that you knew I existed! LOL

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

That's why I start with

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

Gets to the point.

 

[SoKlueles]

bahahahahahahaha

 

[GoldenDelicious]

That's why I start with

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

Gets to the point.

tell me youre joking

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

tell me youre joking

OK I'm joking.

I don't have a lot of difficulty meeting girls. The difficulty is meeting women worth talking to for more than 3 seconds. Or 4 hours. But you get the idea.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

She sounds like fun!

 

[Austin316]

I am not a bitch and I would never tell a guy to get lost in those words.

so how would you tell me to get lost then darlin?

 

[ViperHMS]

Easiest way..

GAIN WEIGHT.

You hit the nail right on the head.

 

[jnevin]

Answers to some of these:

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore
HE: Really? I heard it was because everyone thinks you're a fat slut.


HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: Probably because you'd be on your knees sucking my cock.


HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
HE: That works for me... As long as you're still warm when I shove it up your ass.


HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: That explains the mustache...


HE: Do you want to dance?
HER: NO.
HE: I think you misunderstood me. I said your ass looks fat in those pants.