Watch out!!!!!

[big4life]

I decided that I had enough being couped up and I went to the grocery store and gym today. I found a couple things out.

1) It is hard to drive when you have the use of only one arm.

2) It is impossible to turn the carts in the grocery store with one arm.

3) If you are on pain medication, walking on a treadmill can be a challenge.


So if you are in SC and you see a red chevy truck, you just might want to stay away.


BTW. Some women are very sympathetic if your arm is in a sling.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

what happened to your arm?I recentlly had a broken wrist from snowboarding,and i found that women cannot deny the charm of a cast

 

[Golfer18--old]

Hey bro try walking in front of the buggy next time and pull it.....


Ok that was too sympathetic. Stop being a bitch and call a cab.

 

[casavant]

I've had abdominal discomfort and gas today. Somehow, the ladies don't seem as sympathetic to me.

 

[big4life]

Hey bro try walking in front of the buggy next time and pull it.....


Ok that was too sympathetic. Stop being a bitch and call a cab.

I'll have to try pulling the buggy, thanks.


No cabs for me!!

If I can't terrorize people I would just as soon stay home.

 

[PHATchik]

Sorry that the nurse from Tennessee hasn't made it yet. She needs to get her butt in gear.



BTW, you be careful mister! That shoulder needs to stay the only thing wrong with you, got it!

 

[Puddles]

If I can't terrorize people I would just as soon stay home.

OK...next time you go in the grocery store (medicated) get in one of those motorized scooters...then you can terrorize all the old ladies as you go down the isles at top speed. Bring a kids bicycle horn with ya too...honk at them. Ask them to grab stuff for you on the highest shelf, then when the do, tell them they got the wrong one and just leave. Make it fun!

Feel better soon!

 

[big4life]

Sorry that the nurse from Tennessee hasn't made it yet. She needs to get her butt in gear.



BTW, you be careful mister! That shoulder needs to stay the only thing wrong with you, got it!

I know that my Tennessee nurse will get here.


My shoulder is the only PHYSICAL problem with me. As for mental, some might say there is no hope.

 

[PHATchik]

My shoulder is the only PHYSICAL problem with me. As for mental, some might say there is no hope.

Ain't that the truth?

 

[casavant]

Hey bro try walking in front of the buggy next time and pull it.....

Damn. While walking in front of a buggy? I always prefer to do it in bed or the shower.