Warning on alcohol

[Freak Show]

Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at a hundred yards.

 

[Freak Show]

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.

 

[Freak Show]

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that your ex is really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

 

[Freak Show]

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

 

[GLP]

I like the ex 4am thing

 

[BigGuns2]

Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to think that you have mysterious kung-fu powers which in turn causes you to get your ass kicked.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

WARNING: Alcohol will enhance your schizophrenia, making you more prone to violent fits of rage. If you drink more than a pint of grain alcohol, try to stay away from old ladies, as ripping their heads from their spines and feasting on the alzheimer's within is never a good idea.

 

[Wraith]

Ok your begining to scare me ! lol

 

[Freak Show]

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are bigger, tougher, and crazier than some really, really big biker named "Big Al."