Warning, don't start your car 10/31

[r00+]

Millions of terrorist cells are putting a bomb in every car in America.

I got this in an e-mail from the mother of a friend who heard from the Dick Cheney that he got a bomb threat from an EFLA terrorist cell.

In fact, sell you car now and only walk from now on. But don't buy new shoes for this, because all those cells are also putting Anthrax in every new shoe.

Oh and don't use your CAPS lock key, those are already set to explode.

 

[big4life]

Cool, I don't have to work then.

 

[daised]

did you hear that you shouldn't go to a mall on 10/31 also? this is all such a news propaganda

 

[Hugh Gellatts]

BULLCRA*******************************************************************************************************************************************************system error 2793: spontanious computer combustion

 

[RADAR]

Damn!! Now i'm scared to use the toilet in fear that there may be a terrorist hiding down there!!! RADAR

 

[thefameinmyname]

lmao

 

[The Dude]

hehehehehe...it's all coming together...hehehehehe