Warik This Should Be A Pm But....

[HamsterHider]

IT MAY BE IMPORTANT FOR OTHER TO KNOW..... WHAT ARE YOUR OPINIONS ON THE EFLA?

ALSO PM ME I AM CURIOUS WHY TSB WENT TO VISIT YOU IN FLORIDA

 

[HamsterHider]

WARIK ,PLEASE ANSWER.

 

[Warik]

1) The E.F.L.A. amuses me. It should stay. I like being amused. I am, however, a member and co-founder of the Conservative Heterosexual White Male Elitefitness Club, so my loyalty must remain there.

2) He wasn't able to make it.

-Warik

 

[Frackal]

This is Frackal Fractal reporting for the LA Times

"Mr. Warik, can you please comment on recent allegations regarding key members of the Conservative Heterosexual White Male Elitefitness Club members being arrested for public indecency and public nudity as well as possesion of narcotics and illegal purple cuban dildos?"

 

[Warik]

Re: This is Frackal Fractal reporting for the LA Times

"Mr. Warik, can you please comment on recent allegations regarding key members of the Conservative Heterosexual White Male Elitefitness Club members being arrested for public indecency and public nudity as well as possesion of narcotics and illegal purple cuban dildos?"

The allegations of public indecency and public nudity are absolutely false. The possession of narcotics and illegal purple cuban dildos, however, is true. These items (in large quantities!) were confiscated from the home of one Mr. Frac K. Al at approximately 2pm this afternoon. We think they may be in some way connected to another crime the nature of which remains confidential at this time. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to run some DNA tests on these illegal purple cuban dildos.

-Warik

 

[Frackal]

Touche.