Want to live some additional 30 years ?

[anthrax]

If you want to live longer, get a cat.
Calm down, think positively, stop eating rubbish, lose weight, go to college, make some more friends and find a husband or wife who will make you happy.

Do all these things, scientists declare in their latest research, and you could live up to 30 years longer than someone who doesn't

WHAT'S GOOD AND WHAT'S NOT

HAPPINESS/FRIENDS

+9 YEARS

More friends and better social networks improve the immune system

POSITIVE PERSONALITY

+7.5 YEARS

People with a positive outlook are rewarded with a longer life

HAPPY MARRIAGE

+5 YEARS

Those who are happily married are less stressed than others

HIGH SOCIAL CLASS

+4 YEARS

Being posh keeps you alive longer - nine years longer than the very poor

GOOD DIET

+2 YEARS

Healthy food means a healthier heart and better overall fitness

OWNING A PET

SEVERAL MONTHS

An animal companion boosts both self-esteem and confidence

SMOKING

-10 YEARS

Just don't do it. Cigarettes cause cancer and heart problems

HEAVY DRINKING

-10 YEARS

Cirrhosis, heart disease and cancer are among the many possible problems

LEAVING SCHOOL EARLY

-9.3 YEARS

A lack of education is associated with a poor lifestyle

UNHAPPY MARRIAGE

-4 YEARS

The stress wears down the immune system and affects general well- being

BEING OVERWEIGHT

-3 YEARS

It takes three years off a life. Treble that if you are obese

LIVING BY A MAIN ROAD

-2.5 YEARS

Pollution causes health problems that cut life short

 

[biteme]

THeir research is flawed. THese dogs around here will take at least 5 years off my life from the aggravation they cause me.

 

[V-Machine]

THeir research is flawed. THese dogs around here will take at least 5 years off my life from the aggravation they cause me.

Shit thats some rack you got there.............looking goddam large.

 

[biteme]

Shit thats some rack you got there.............looking goddam large.

Thanks. Must spread karma around before giving to v-machine again.

 

[Testosterone boy]

WHAT'S GOOD AND WHAT'S NOT

HAPPINESS/FRIENDS

+9 YEARS

More friends and better social networks improve the immune system

POSITIVE PERSONALITY

+7.5 YEARS

People with a positive outlook are rewarded with a longer life

HAPPY MARRIAGE

+5 YEARS

Those who are happily married are less stressed than others

HIGH SOCIAL CLASS

+4 YEARS

Being posh keeps you alive longer - nine years longer than the very poor

GOOD DIET

+2 YEARS

Healthy food means a healthier heart and better overall fitness

OWNING A PET

SEVERAL MONTHS

An animal companion boosts both self-esteem and confidence

SMOKING

-10 YEARS

Just don't do it. Cigarettes cause cancer and heart problems

HEAVY DRINKING

-10 YEARS

Cirrhosis, heart disease and cancer are among the many possible problems

LEAVING SCHOOL EARLY

-9.3 YEARS

A lack of education is associated with a poor lifestyle

UNHAPPY MARRIAGE

-4 YEARS

The stress wears down the immune system and affects general well- being

BEING OVERWEIGHT

-3 YEARS

It takes three years off a life. Treble that if you are obese

LIVING BY A MAIN ROAD

-2.5 YEARS

Pollution causes health problems that cut life short

All I need to work on are friends, happiness, positive outlook, high social class, and a happy marriage. No problem.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

+18

 

[EnderJE]

I count 27.5.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I should already be long dead then...

 

[coldblue1955]

Damn! Check on all of the above! I'll live forever!

 

[Spartacus]

GOOD DIET

+2 YEARS

Healthy food means a healthier heart and better overall fitness


that's BS,it's got to be more
I'm a mortician and I can tell you first hand most people dig their own grave with a fork

 

[Spartacus]

so if you drink alot and get happy and make friends,it cancels out

 

[Razorguns]

something like 60% of americans die from cancer or car crashes. Causes that are out of your hands.

so none of that will help one bit for most americans.

 

[Testosterone boy]

So..............4 more years of Bush will cost the nation about 1.8 billion years of life.