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bigmodean

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Sorry guys had to share,there was a thread about the funniest posts ever recently,this one would have to be up there,found this at my mustang website forums,(from someone who found it at BB.Com)I know it might not be the right place for it but damn its funny...


this is hysterical!

Off the bodybuilding.com forum

"Well, I debated all day whether I should share with all of you what happened to me last night, so since I can't tell my family i'll tell my fellow juicing family my story. Ok so yesterday was my cheat day. Probably put away about 8k cals including a lot of alcohol last night. Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. She's 19, so still a little on the immature side, but im only 21 so its all good. Anyway i've talked to this girl a few times before, and to make a long story short I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed, didnt bang her, but did pretty much everything else. So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest s%&t in my life. All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. I must have passed out about 10min after she did around 3am. I wake up at about 8am to piss and I find myself covered in s%&t. Im thinking WTF, and what happened was I s%&t myself when I was sleeping. It was all over the bed, sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some s%&t and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of ther hammies. I get dressed and leave LOL This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. Anyway, im really gonna have to avoid her and I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her."
 
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Holy shit! If that is true that is the funniest thing i ever heard
 
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This Is Funny As Hell Dude!!!!!!! Ahahahahahahaha I Can Imagine!!!!!!!!!!!
 
BWAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA...


HOLY SHIT!!!! That has to be the funniest story I've ever heard! WOW!!!!! Karma to you bro...this should be a life-long sticky!!!!!!
 
I am stunned



fuck that was funny
 
they must have been smashed,
becuase I have heard of pissing the bed, even did it
myself, over 25 years ago, but i can't imagine totally shitting
your drawers and not waking up to something moving through
your asshole.

what's more, I can't imaging her sleeping though someone wiping
shit all over your ass, back and neck without waking up, to say
nothing of the smell in the fermented room.

It's funny as shit, no pun intended ;) but hard to believe.

Some green for the shock therapy though...

Peace.
 
no1special said:
they must have been smashed,
becuase I have heard of pissing the bed, even did it
myself, over 25 years ago, but i can't imagine totally shitting
your drawers and not waking up to something moving through
your asshole.

what's more, I can't imaging her sleeping though someone wiping
shit all over your ass, back and neck without waking up, to say
nothing of the smell in the fermented room.

It's funny as shit, no pun intended ;) but hard to believe.

Some green for the shock therapy though...

Peace.



LOL...ask JATCA69 what it's like to wake up to something moving through your asshole. Muscleup wakes him up like that every morning!


LMAO!!!! Just kidding guys ;)
 
He should have smeared chocolate frosting all over his face and slept on the floor. When the girl woke up in horror and saw him... he could have said. "Baby, your into some freaky shit... me likey" LOL
 
slat1 said:
He should have smeared chocolate frosting all over his face and slept on the floor. When the girl woke up in horror and saw him... he could have said. "Baby, your into some freaky shit... me likey" LOL



LOL!!!!! Even funnier! Karma to ya for that! ;)
 
greatest coverup ever!!
 
Oh my… that was hysterical. I’m still laughing. I’ll probably still be laughing when the night crowd reads this post later tonight… hahahahahah.
 
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