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I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?


I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

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Deuteronomy also says you will go to hell for eating crustaceans. Enjoy your lobster bisque, now, sinners!

im w/ nan, where exactly does it say you're going to hell for this. I doubt you will find it.
 
im w/ nan, where exactly does it say you're going to hell for this. I doubt you will find it.

Leviticus 11:9-12 says:
9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

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Leviticus 11:9-12 says:
9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

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it's only an abomination, not a ticket to hell :worried:
 
it's only an abomination, not a ticket to hell :worried:

Don't get all worked up. The bible also says that sun revolves around the earth. I think you'll be okay. :supercool

Oh, and it also has a nifty little passage where a man was punished by rubbing human excrement on his head.

... and the part where Job offered up his virgin daughters and told the people of Sodom to rape and molest them, just please not to hurt him.

... oh, then there is the part where babies' heads are bashed on the rocks.

I probably wouldn't live my life according to a literal interpretation of the bible. :worried:
 
Sigh. I'm struggling with taking the effort to correct some shit in here...on the other hand I have productive things to do today... :worried:
 
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