wanna drink and drive and get away with it?

[HappyScrappy]

for all you lushes out there that get annoyed when you've been drinking all night and then need to get home - and you just happen to hit that telephone pole that came out of NOWHERE....
well, here's your answer.

if you are going to drink all night and then drive afterwards while still drunk, be sure to have at least a 6 pack of beer with you. or a handle of vodka or something.
once you wreck your car (this only works if it is a one car accident with a non-human object and that one car was the one you were driving), then call the cops and report your accident - try to sound sober.
then sit on your hood and pound the vodka/beer as fast as you can. make sure that by the time the cops get there, you either have an empty vodka bottle, or a bunch of empty cans.

the catch? the cops find a drunk guy sitting on a wrecked car, but he started drinking after the wreck, they can't prove that he was drunk during and thereby causing the wreck. so you don't get a dui.
it is likely that you will get a drunken in public, or open container, or some other charge - but those aren't as bad as dui.

ASSSSS

 

[Wraith]

Are you drunk now? If I was maybe that would make sense lol

 

[supersizeme]

are those gorillas on your avatar?

 

[HappyScrappy]

no, and yes.

what about that isn't making sense?

 

[Daeo]

Yeah. That will fool the cops...

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'm not saying fool the cops, either way you are getting arrested. but in court, your lawyer will be able to get you out of a dui. you will still be fined and all that shit, but this falls under a technicality.

 

[karson]

DUDE

I CAN SEE HOW IT WORK,...GOOD IDEA....ANOTHER SURE SHOT WAY IS DONT DRINK AND DRIVE...........

 

[HappyScrappy]

no no no no no - you have to drink and drive. there are no other options.

 

[tomcat]

Would it work out as well If one had Needles, Spoon and a Candle layed out on the hood?

 

[Giarc]

Dosn't matter, I had a buddy who tried that. He was driving drunk towing an trailer, hit a guard rail, flipped and wrote off the trailer, opened a few beers waiting for the cops. Lost his license for a year, maybe US laws are different than up here.