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I was a waiter in my younger days, waiting on a cute friend of mine and the mayors daughter, just back from college freashmen year. FINE. I mean, HOLY SHIT FINE.
trim face, thin waist, great... er... eyes, funny, they stayed on to be the second to last table, I bought them a bottle of Veuve as a "Hi, My name is Dave, please fuck me" gift....
All is right as rain. "Please come meat us at the bar, I REALLY need to talk to you" Hottie says to drooling waiter...
then.. to my absolute HORROR... she stands up from the table...
Her ass was larger than most horses I have ridden.
I was speachless. Litterally. A waist like my wrist, no baby fat WHAT SO EVER on her face, thin, supple arms and an ass like a fucking Clydesdale, I shit you not.
And I had already sealed the deal, to the point where she had already told my friend that she was eating with that she didnt need a ride home.... O H M Y G O D !!!
Among the worst nights of my life. I shudder, litterally, at the thought.
trim face, thin waist, great... er... eyes, funny, they stayed on to be the second to last table, I bought them a bottle of Veuve as a "Hi, My name is Dave, please fuck me" gift....
All is right as rain. "Please come meat us at the bar, I REALLY need to talk to you" Hottie says to drooling waiter...
then.. to my absolute HORROR... she stands up from the table...
Her ass was larger than most horses I have ridden.
I was speachless. Litterally. A waist like my wrist, no baby fat WHAT SO EVER on her face, thin, supple arms and an ass like a fucking Clydesdale, I shit you not.
And I had already sealed the deal, to the point where she had already told my friend that she was eating with that she didnt need a ride home.... O H M Y G O D !!!
Among the worst nights of my life. I shudder, litterally, at the thought.
Hit it? with what? a five Iron? a Bo Staff? I would have had to strap a Kayak on my ass to keep from getting sucked in by the vortex.
No, i talked some openly nasty shit about just having broken up and not being ready and played all fucked up and sensitive hoping to end the night on a positive note... but playing Alan Alda on her only made her want to meet Mr Happy all the more. So I just said "look, its not going to work out, not tonight, not ever. I am sorry." She freaked a bit, understandably, seeing as how I got her to physicly move that super tanker pooper of hers off of her dinner seat, but it just had to end.
No, i talked some openly nasty shit about just having broken up and not being ready and played all fucked up and sensitive hoping to end the night on a positive note... but playing Alan Alda on her only made her want to meet Mr Happy all the more. So I just said "look, its not going to work out, not tonight, not ever. I am sorry." She freaked a bit, understandably, seeing as how I got her to physicly move that super tanker pooper of hers off of her dinner seat, but it just had to end.
Lift Chief
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tiger88 said:
LOL
calveless wonder
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go out with her and get her on a diet. she'll then be a hot chick with a fat girl mentality. which = total ownage
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