VERY, Very upsetting......

[NAWFkappy]

A while back I remember someone being pissed off because they walked into their gym locker room and saw an old guy powdering his nuts in plain view of everyone. I just laughed. I thought "HA! thank god I never have to witness something like that at my gym." WELL GUESS WHAT I SAW A COUPLE OF NIGHTS AGO!

I finish my workout, go into he locker room, and what should I see but some guy shaving his god damned pubes in the sink, in plain view for everyone to see. WTF. Its not like the locker room was empty, there were probably another 5 of us in there, and every one of them looked just as disturbed as I did. Its not like we dont have about 20 showers to choose from ya know? Very upsetting this is. Just thought maybe some of you would find some kind of fucked up amusement in this.

 

[casavant]

What a fucking dipshit. I'm pretty laid back, but I would most likely report that fucker to management if I saw that.

 

[PoyeBoy]

At least he wasnt blowdrying his asscrack in the hand dryer thing

 

[the nature boy]

you guys are uptight. next thing you'll be saying it's not cool to give another guy oral in the locker room. What a bunch of squares.

 

[rjl296]

i would slap that bitch upside the head, thats friggin gross

 

[flex123]

i would slap that bitch upside the head, thats friggin gross

I was thinking the same thing...but with a closed fist to knock the prick unconcious.

 

[velvett]

That is just SO wrong.


He really should be using a beard trimmer - shaving the pubes is baaaaaaaad, very ittchy.

Unless we're talking bikini-line and GOD help me I hope we're not.


Remember folks, shaving the pubes is bad.
Trimming the pubes with a beard trimmer is good.

 

[WarriorPL]

That doesn't top the guy at my gym. This old guy comes in, we call him Robinson Caruso because we can't describe his looks any better than that. Anyways, the bathroom is in clear view of the locker room so this dude goes into a stall naked, and does his business, comes out and wipes his ass with paper used to wipe your hands with, then tosses it into the sink. Can't top that one.

 

[deez]

That doesn't top the guy at my gym. This old guy comes in, we call him Robinson Caruso because we can't describe his looks any better than that. Anyways, the bathroom is in clear view of the locker room so this dude goes into a stall naked, and does his business, comes out and wipes his ass with paper used to wipe your hands with, then tosses it into the sink. Can't top that one.

NO FUCKIN WAY! Thats some sick shit. You guys are to funny. All we got is some big fat dudes gettin in the sonna. It has to suck to only see your ball tote by way of mirror

 

[naturally anabolic]

a note for next time....smear nair on the sink

 

[Paulos]

Worst I've seen is some faggot blowdrying his nutsack with the hand dryer...

I just dress in the parking lot now, even if I'm in my undies out there. I've seen enough floppy old wang to last me a lifetime.

 

[big_bad_buff]

you should have squirted a bunch of shaving cream on your ass crack, and bent over infront of him HHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

or maybe push him into the shower, and hope and slips and cracks his head open

 

[PlateheadJim]

Sounds pretty gay to me....

 

[TheProject]

Remember folks, shaving the pubes is bad.

I disagree.

You just have to have someone willing to help keep up with it.

 

[Paulos]

I use Crayola Scissors to trim my pubes, gotta save up for a beard trimmer.

 

[7OF9]

I would have to call him on it. Something like "Man, what the fuck is going through your mind". As far as the cat throwing shit paper in the sink. "MIDEVIL".

 

[NAWFkappy]

You know, you think of all these witty things to say AFTER it happens. I was so freaked out I didnt know how to react. The worst part was I had to walk past him on my way to the pool..... I guess he is lucky someone else didnt beat the shit out of him...

 

[lincoln]

These could be the funniest stories I have ever read.

 

[SofaGeorge]

I heard duct tape works pretty good.