andrew, stop picking your GD nose. and brush your teeth for christ sake. your breath is horrid. And until you do both, don't touch my stuff.
paul, stop snorting. It's gross. we all hear.
i'm one person. i can't do everything. and stop talking to me, coworkers... i don't care about your girlfriend or how much weed you scored last night. I don't care how annoying your phone conversation just was... it was annoying to you, so why do *I* have to hear it too?
dog, last night, your 8 pound dog ass took up half the bed. There's no reason for you to need to sleep half in my vagina. just sleep on my feet.
all my pants are too long. i have long legs, so i buy tall, but they are too tall. fuck.
paul, stop snorting. It's gross. we all hear.
i'm one person. i can't do everything. and stop talking to me, coworkers... i don't care about your girlfriend or how much weed you scored last night. I don't care how annoying your phone conversation just was... it was annoying to you, so why do *I* have to hear it too?
dog, last night, your 8 pound dog ass took up half the bed. There's no reason for you to need to sleep half in my vagina. just sleep on my feet.
all my pants are too long. i have long legs, so i buy tall, but they are too tall. fuck.

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