Velvett!!!

[alien amp pharm]

Roses are red
Violets are too
You are freakin' HOT
and I love you

 

[SoKlueles]

you do know that HH will get jealous, because all things said on here should be about her and noone else?

btw that is sweet

 

[alien amp pharm]

you do know that HH will get jealous, because all things said on here should be about her and noone else?

btw that is sweet

Who is HH ?

 

[SoKlueles]

Who is HH ?

ha
i agree

 

[habitualhealth]

Roses are red
Violets are too
You are freakin' HOT
and I love you

gah, could you be anymore homofaggotress?







you redefine pathetic.

 

[alien amp pharm]

You were right Soklu!

 

[habitualhealth]

ha
i agree

eff u heifer

 

[Ilk]

Roses are red
Violets are too
You are freakin' HOT
and I love you

I'm in on that that!!!

HER!!!!!

 

[Cutiebaby]

I agree with post #1

 

[alien amp pharm]

I'm in on that that!!!

HER!!!!!

You keep your grubby hands off her!

 

[gotmilk]

Yes she is....

and why is Shadow still posting under ILK'S alias?

 

[habitualhealth]

I agree with post #1

oh i do too completely.









you should be agreeing with post #5 too tho.

 

[jerkbox]

finally saw a pic of velveeta huh?

 

[alien amp pharm]

Yes she is....

and why is Shadow still posting under ILK'S alias?

lol, trouble starter

 

[The Shadow]

lol, trouble starter

HE is so band

 

[Ilk]

You keep your grubby hands off her!

Shup bitch...


gotmilk... He told me to post that.. Told ya, He still likes her...

 

[alien amp pharm]

finally saw a pic of velveeta huh?

If you count a telescoping binocular view as a pic, then yes.

 

[gotmilk]

Shup bitch...


gotmilk... He told me to post that.. Told ya, He still likes her...

Like white on milk

 

[Raptorex]

Roses are red
Violets are too
You are freakin' HOT
and I love you

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
One More Geigh Post Like This,
and We Will Call You Adrien Amp Blue.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
One More Geigh Post Like This,
and We Will Call You Adrien Amp Blue.

Hickory, dickory, dock,
The mouse ran up the clock.
Now STFU,
before I slap you in the face with my big hard cock

 

[Ilk]

Hickory, dickory, dock,
The mouse ran up the clock.
Now STFU,
before I slap you in the face with my big hard cock

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[gotmilk]

Violets are purple
lil' aap's balls are too.
While he dreams of humping Velvett
He's stuck blowing coldblue

 

[Ilk]

Like white on milk

hell yeah!!

 

[habitualhealth]

Hickory, dickory, dock,
The mouse ran up the clock.
Now STFU,
before I slap you in the face with my shriveled up cock

fixed.













btw...that sheet cracked me up. you should have that in your sig.

 

[gotmilk]

hell yeah!!

is that you again Shadow?

 

[Ilk]

is that you again Shadow?

Uh Huh...

 

[alien amp pharm]

lol @ gotmilk

 

[Ilk]

Violets are purple
lil' aap's balls are too.
While he dreams of humping Velvett
He's stuck blowing coldblue

VELVETT IS A TEMPTATION
CAUSED BY A SENSATION
WHERE ALIENAMP PUTS HIS DICTATION
IN A WOMAN'S VENTILATION
DO YOU GET MY CONVERSATION?
OR DO YOU NEED ALIENAMP TO GIVE YOU A DEMONSTRATION?

 

[jackangel]

have you actually seen her face?

 

[Ilk]

have you actually seen her face?

Shes B..E.AUTIFUL!

 

[gotmilk]

have you actually seen her face?

Yeah...but her bewbs were more impressive

 

[habitualhealth]

VELVETT IS A TEMPTATION
CAUSED BY A SENSATION
WHERE ALIENAMP PUTS HIS DICTATION
IN A WOMAN'S VENTILATION
DO YOU GET MY CONVERSATION?
OR DO YOU NEED ALIENAMP TO GIVE YOU A DEMONSTRATION?

i love you to death but that was really bad.




note to self: (self being you) don't try and charm shadow with your mad poetic skills. stick to being beautiful and.....and well, sex would work i'm sure.

 

[Ilk]

i love you to death but that was really bad.




note to self: (self being you) don't try and charm shadow with your mad poetic skills. stick to being beautiful and.....and well, sex would work i'm sure.

It was something we used to do in 2nd year of high school...

Its funny COS its SO BAD thats the joke!

I'll stick to sex then....


Er... SHAAAAAAAAAAAADOOOOWWW!!!!!!!!!!

 

[alien amp pharm]

Violets are purple
lil' aap's balls are too.
While he dreams of humping Velvett
He's stuck blowing coldblue

 

[gotmilk]

i love you to death but that was really bad.

lettuce is green
Roses can be pink
Put on that other sock
so you can you hide your foot stink

 

[The Shadow]

It was something we used to do in 2nd year of high school...

Its funny COS its SO BAD thats the joke!

I'll stick to sex then....


Er... SHAAAAAAAAAAAADOOOOWWW!!!!!!!!!!

heyyo

 

[The Shadow]

Here's one for HH

Roses be red
Voilets be blue
put down the doughnut
you have a show to do

 

[feisty11975]

Holy e-flirt alert

going back to your SWV days I see

oh and the poems on here are hilarious

 

[gotmilk]

HH is fat
Yes it's true
Although she's lost some weight
Now at 242

 

[mountain muscle]

I won't remind you again that Vel is mine.

I'll shoot you.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Somebody laugh at my cartoon dammit! I spent 10 minutes making it

 

[feisty11975]

hahaha

You milk it with your mouth huh?

 

[SoKlueles]

You were right Soklu!

soklu is always right
duh
and i you miss thang who said i was fat and wore glasses and ate from a buffet

 

[SoKlueles]

HH has mirrors
oh so many
she stands and looks at her self in it
and her smaller but still wide heiny

 

[gotmilk]

Somebody laugh at my cartoon dammit! I spent 10 minutes making it

not funny.

You went to Atlanta
hoping to cop a feel
You wound up with nothing
Not even a free meal.

You offered big AAP
a wank and a tug
But AAP passed on your anus
Stating he does not fuck bear skin rugs

You were cocky with game
Ready to hump with might
Sadly the girls passed
and you were stuck in a cawk sword fight

You begged Shadow for help
Wanted tips on his game
You tried your moves on Frisky
Frisky said you were fucking lame

You begged HH for a kiss
a bedtime delight
She laughed her ass off
You ended up beating off while holding a flashlight

Someday you'll be cool
cooler than Lestat
until that day comes
keep tugging your tiny bat.

 

[alien amp pharm]

You guys cut the poems out

...unless you want to write them about mine and Velvett's future romance together.

 

[SoKlueles]

aap and velvett in a romantic scene
much like jim and nadia from american pie
sadly aap cant hold his excitement
and all velvett said was "hi"

 

[SoKlueles]

aap and velvett in a romantic scene
much like jim and nadia from american pie
sadly aap cant hold his excitement
and all velvett said was "hi"

BEST POEM EVER!!!!!!!

 

[habitualhealth]

HH has mirrors
oh so many
she stands and looks at her self in it
and her smaller but still wide heiny

ur the worst rhymer ever.

 

[SoKlueles]

ur the worst rhymer ever.

but im a good poet

 

[habitualhealth]

heyyo

everytime i see you post this...in my mind you have a mullet and you're waving both hands back and forth in the air.



that is all.

 

[alien amp pharm]

not funny.

You went to Atlanta
hoping to cop a feel
You wound up with nothing
Not even a free meal.

You offered big AAP
a wank and a tug
But AAP passed on your anus
Stating he does not fuck bear skin rugs

You were cocky with game
Ready to hump with might
Sadly the girls passed
and you were stuck in a cawk sword fight

You begged Shadow for help
Wanted tips on his game
You tried your moves on Frisky
Frisky said you were fucking lame

You begged HH for a kiss
a bedtime delight
She laughed her ass off
You ended up beating off while holding a flashlight

Someday you'll be cool
cooler than Lestat
until that day comes
keep tugging your tiny bat.

haha, thanks now I will start having those dreaded flashbacks again.

 

[jackangel]

Shes B..E.AUTIFUL!

so you've seen her face, then?

 

[stilleto]

Hickory, dickory, dock,
The mouse ran up the clock.
Now STFU,
before I slap you in the face with my big hard cock

why is shadow posting under aap's screenname?

 

[habitualhealth]

HH is fat
Yes it's true
Although she's lost some weight
Now at 242

you know the way to my heart.



let's mate. i mean date.

 

[habitualhealth]

soklu is always right
duh
and i you miss thang who said i was fat and wore glasses and ate from a buffet

did you just call aap a girl?





and i saw the REAL you on myspace. don't play glasses wearin' heifer.

 

[habitualhealth]

so you've seen her face, then?

awhen did you develop the st..stutter?


didn't you just say that?

 

[alien amp pharm]

Stop posting you buncha cockblocks. You'll scare her away!

 

[SoKlueles]

Stop posting you buncha cockblocks. You'll scare her away!

honey, i think post number 1 scared her away

 

[SoKlueles]

wtf? noone liked my american pie poem?
crap i grabbed that from the bottom of my heart and with all my feelings

 

[habitualhealth]

wtf? noone liked my american pie poem?
crap i grabbed that from the bottom of my heart and with all my feelings

that's where the feces starts

 

[velvett]

Roses are red
Violets are too
You are freakin' HOT
and I love you

Awwwwwwwwww

You made me smilie after a miserable wet long day of meetings and soaked muddy feet.



Thank you.

 

[velvett]

Ya'll too much. (I just read the whole thread)

***BIGGEST SMOOCHIES***































thanks

 

[Ilk]

These should make you smile more!

 

[alien amp pharm]

Awwwwwwwwww

You made me smilie after a miserable wet long day of meetings and soaked muddy feet.



Thank you.

Let's hear more about this 'you getting wet' thing.



I'm outta here. Everybody have a good weekend.

 

[gotmilk]

Let's hear more about this 'you getting wet' thing.

http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/go-daddy_car-wash.jpg

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Velvett is the bestes

 

[Scotsman]

I won't remind you again that Vel is mine.

I'll shoot you.

Challenge them to duels and I'll be your second.

That way after you kill them all I'll shoot you with your spare and take her myself.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[vixensghost]

My dream....Candice Olsen and Ms. Velvett redoing my house. hehehe





Hello V. It's Vixenbabe. How the hell r u?

 

[gotmilk]

Hello V. It's Vixenbabe. How the hell r u?

hEY....Speaking of bewbs..

 

[velvett]

My dream....Candice Olsen and Ms. Velvett redoing my house. hehehe





Hello V. It's Vixenbabe. How the hell r u?

Whoa.

Cool




Sweet, I'd like to meet both of you!


I'm doing well... You?

 

[SpyWizard]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I know I'm in Love
And it's all about you..

 

[the_clockwork]

ive never seen pics

 

[gotmilk]

ive never seen pics

Clockwork orange
Clockwork green
You missed the nicest
EF bewbs to be seen

 

[vixensghost]

Whoa.

Cool




Sweet, I'd like to meet both of you!


I'm doing well... You?

Doing very well. Thanks!

Good to see that you're still here. G

 

[GoldenDelicious]

wait wait...you mean, velvett isnt kate beckinsdale?

wwwwtttffffff