Valentines Haikus?

[EYEPEEE]

SEXY HORNY MAN
WHY CAN NOT SEE SO GOODLY
SEXY HORNY MAN

TINY YELLOW DICK
WHY CAN NOT GROW SO BIGGER
TINY YELLOW DICK

 

[supersizeme]

Tongue on clitoris.
Finger or two on G-Spot.
"Making fro's mom smile."

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

 

[addickt]

i'll make your balls hurt
when i kick you in the groin
don't touch me again

What if I like it
suck on them afterwards though
Be my Valentine

 

[addickt]

my balls are so small
they almost fit a thimble
damn testosterone

 

[Milhouse]

I went to the Doc
There is a rash on my cock
He blames it on you

 

[HappyScrappy]

it burns when I pee
herpes is contagious too
much like pissing fire

 

[The Shadow]

I am now alone
when you left, you took with you
the best part of me

 

[HappyScrappy]

pants around ankles
a gooey mess on my hands
watching Golden Girls

 

[Y_lifter]

Havok is his Bitch
So Stretchy is his Sphincter
Size does not Matter

 

[addickt]

I am now alone
when you left, you took with you
the best part of me

She took your penis
she must have had a small knife
magnifying glass