Valentines Gift Ideas???

[CENTURION44]

Whats everyone getting their S/O???

 

[Cutiebaby]

whatever he wants i suppose

 

[KillahBee]

So I'm in the fuckin farm land - farm land is anywhere between NY and LA, by the way. So I'm in this fuckin house in some country, Michigan or somewhere. And this old farmer wife thing says to me, "Would you like a glass of pop?". So I go, "Who said what to where, now?". So she says, "Would you like a glass of pop?". So I says, "Whaddya gonna jerk ya dad off into a cup for me?"

 

[Bikini Mod]

He will get something hand-made from me.

I already got mine a few days early... It has four wheels and AINT a honda.

 

[Raptorex]

Brighton Collectibles - Go Red American Heart Association Charm Bracelet - $50

By purchasing this Go Red For Women Charm Bracelet you are helping to wipe out the number one killer of women- heart disease, which annually claims the lives of 5 times more women than breast cancer. Brighton is donating $5 from the sale of each bracelet to the American Heart Association's Go Red For Women movement to benefit education, research and treatment of women's heart disease. This charm bracelet has four charms; the circular charm, heart charm, the heart with butterfly-shaped piercings charm, and the red heart swirled with silver charm, each charm has a meaning.

 

[needtogetaas]

whatever he wants i suppose

blow job its what every guy should want.

 

[Bikini Mod]

blow job its what every guy should want.

Funny you should say that! I just told my old grump that he could have one if he wanted.

His answer?

WORKS FOR ME!

 

[jenscats5]

Nada

 

[youngguns]

dont know

 

[needtogetaas]

Funny you should say that! I just told my old grump that he could have one if he wanted.

His answer?

WORKS FOR ME!

see

 

[H_T_]

emotional & verbal abuse.

 

[Bikini Mod]

see

THANK GOD men are simple creatures.

 

[EnderJE]

So I'm in the fuckin farm land - farm land is anywhere between NY and LA, by the way. So I'm in this fuckin house in some country, Michigan or somewhere. And this old farmer wife thing says to me, "Would you like a glass of pop?". So I go, "Who said what to where, now?". So she says, "Would you like a glass of pop?". So I says, "Whaddya gonna jerk ya dad off into a cup for me?"

Tell her that Barney Fife says "hi".