Valentine's Day is two weeks away

[PinK233]

Has to be the crappiest holiday of the year...I gotta get me a date so I'm not sitting around eating chocolate...

 

[OMEGA]

I'll be your elite valentine

 

[Austin316]

bah, who needs valentines day... Its just a hallmark holiday

 

[PinK233]

I'll be your elite valentine

yay

 

[HighIntensity]

im going to be sending out cards to four Elite ladies....

 

[PinK233]

Hey high...you're a woman....whats up with that??

 

[HighIntensity]

need to change it up once and a while...

if your lucky you might get a card too

 

[OMEGA]

yay

you know it

 

[Austin316]

Hey HI, wanna be my valentine???

 

[PinK233]

I'm gonna go to my gym and throw all the weights everywhere...break the mirrors and stuff....and I'll grunt like a man...maybe someone will ask me out then

 

[Delinquent]

Gonna go see La Nouba Cirque De Sole' with my girl after we eat at Charlie's Steakhouse.

 

[PinK233]

Get out of here delinquent...couples arent allowed in this here thread

 

[Taps]

Once again, I'm perplexed with everyone's overwhelming desire to "not be single" on Valentines day.

It's just another day folks. You'll be single the day before, and you'll still be single the day after. I think the whole concept is nice, but what's the point of being depressed if you don't have a s/o? Learn to be happy with yourselves -- it's much more rewarding than looking for fullfillment from external sources.

That being said, I plan on using Valentines day as an oppertunity to prey on vulnerable single women. Hey, my ass might be dumb, but I ain't no dumbasss.

 

[toga22]

Ahhhhhh.......gotta love that grand, and so very important Holiday...

I will be spending the Holday with the current love of my life......Captain Morgan.

He may not bring me flowers or chocolates, but he always makes my head spin........


~toga

 

[Summer Bunny]

this will be my first valentines day alone in 8 yrs..
oh well i'm enjoying life now i don't need flowers and candy..

 

[MaGilicuti]

Valentine's =

 

[dballer]

Valentines Day is like taking a shit then having no toilet paper... we all hate it.

I will mostlikley sit at home and read a romance novel.. then weep for hours.. then eat alot of vailums and drink chardonnay and call up my friends.. (who are busy) and cry to them...


Then watch some Ronco infomercial .. then go to bed.



(hahahahahahahahaaha)
I will most likley use it as a 2nd April Fools day.. and pick on happy people.

 

[gotmilk]

Valentines Day is like taking a shit then having no toilet paper... we all hate it.

 

[WODIN]

I got my wife the board game Hide the Butt Plug!

Nothing says I love you dear like a Butt Plug.

 

[doc_pup]

Ahhhhhh.......gotta love that grand, and so very important Holiday...

I will be spending the Holday with the current love of my life......Captain Morgan.

He may not bring me flowers or chocolates, but he always makes my head spin........


~toga

To hell with that, you're spending it with me, why, cause i said so

 

[toga22]

To hell with that, you're spending it with me, why, cause i said so

How could I possibly turn down an offer as good as that!?!
Thanks doc!!

~toga