Valentine's Day Card Suggestions.

[WODIN]

*got these in an email too damn funny*

I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

Our love will never become cold and hollow unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

I bought this Valentine's card at the store in hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

It feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

Before I met you, my heart was so famished But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

Through all the things that came to pass our love has grown . . . but so's your ass.

You're a honey . . . and you're a cutie I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny so, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

If you think that hickey looks like a blister you should check out the one that I gave to your sister

 

[saint808]

I still like the one you sent me of yourself wearing a diaper only and the wings and bow and arrow and stuff.






I wish I was talking about Nicole and not WODIN!

 

[naturally anabolic]

*sigh* nothing to do for valentines day...wow im a loser

 

[WODIN]

I still like the one you sent me of yourself wearing a diaper only and the wings and bow and arrow and stuff.






I wish I was talking about Nicole and not WODIN!

glad ya liked it.