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Hi. I am currently in San Juan, Puerto Rico. I flew in from St. Maarten, where I spent the last week. Before that I was in Ft. Lauderdale for a weekend, and before that, a week in NY.
I even got to hang out with the most beautiful, nicest, most easygoing woman in the history of Elite Fitness. She knows who she is, and I owe her a lot for her patience.
It has been a nice vacation. I really learned a lot, too. Some lessons:
1. American men are sissies who bend to stupid societal ideas and who follow the desires of women who read Cosmo. My countrymen need to grow some balls. I'm starting with the man in the mirror.
2. American women just suck compared to foreign chicks. Suck. And not the way your Moms used to suck the mailman.
3. Having a girlfriend around the holidays is expensive. Having two girlfriends around the holidays is tremendously expensive. But the fun doesn't really start until they find out about each other.
4. A true friend is worth their weight in gold.
5. St. Maarten / St. Martin is not so hot. It seemed better last time. I ate like a king, I met some cool peeps, but it's so American-ized. KFC, Subway, McDonalds, BK, etc were all there. There was even a Church's Chicken . Yes, really. Anguilla is a spot, however, I have learned that it is quickly becoming commercialized, with a Greg Norman golf course planned.
6. There is just no place like NY for the holidays.
7. Inherited money people are the most boring of all.
8. Have a secure email password. Like, secure.
9. There's a lot more. But I am tired. It was fun. it is good to be back, almost.
I even got to hang out with the most beautiful, nicest, most easygoing woman in the history of Elite Fitness. She knows who she is, and I owe her a lot for her patience.
It has been a nice vacation. I really learned a lot, too. Some lessons:
1. American men are sissies who bend to stupid societal ideas and who follow the desires of women who read Cosmo. My countrymen need to grow some balls. I'm starting with the man in the mirror.
2. American women just suck compared to foreign chicks. Suck. And not the way your Moms used to suck the mailman.
3. Having a girlfriend around the holidays is expensive. Having two girlfriends around the holidays is tremendously expensive. But the fun doesn't really start until they find out about each other.
4. A true friend is worth their weight in gold.
5. St. Maarten / St. Martin is not so hot. It seemed better last time. I ate like a king, I met some cool peeps, but it's so American-ized. KFC, Subway, McDonalds, BK, etc were all there. There was even a Church's Chicken . Yes, really. Anguilla is a spot, however, I have learned that it is quickly becoming commercialized, with a Greg Norman golf course planned.
6. There is just no place like NY for the holidays.
7. Inherited money people are the most boring of all.
8. Have a secure email password. Like, secure.
9. There's a lot more. But I am tired. It was fun. it is good to be back, almost.
