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VACATION!!!! I'm going to South Beach...

KillahBee said:
Nice. My planned vacation turned into 2 weeks of being bed ridden due to surgery....can't wait
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mememememe.


anyway, patsfan, i recommend the beach. its nice there
 
dullboy says that the park central is a decent place in a great location.


nikki beach is always fun. there's a swingers scene on sunday nights @ pearl room upstairs. if you're into that sort of thing. lol

twilo just opened but there are exclusive gay nights, so make sure you check first. nice big room, cool lights.

B.E.D. is usually good, though it depends on the night. stay away from crobar and space, unless there's a really good party going on.


dullboy hates to be a spoiler, but south beach sucks monkey balls the last 5 years or so. it used to be trendy and cool (european, latin and gay and tons of models), now it's just a bunch of black guys with video cameras cruising up and down the beach, or riding up and down ocean on rented mopeds looking to be the next snoop doggy something.

dullboy says no thank you.
 
dullboy said:
dullboy says that the park central is a decent place in a great location.


nikki beach is always fun. there's a swingers scene on sunday nights @ pearl room upstairs. if you're into that sort of thing. lol

twilo just opened but there are exclusive gay nights, so make sure you check first. nice big room, cool lights.

B.E.D. is usually good, though it depends on the night. stay away from crobar and space, unless there's a really good party going on.


dullboy hates to be a spoiler, but south beach sucks monkey balls the last 5 years or so. it used to be trendy and cool (european, latin and gay and tons of models), now it's just a bunch of black guys with video cameras cruising up and down the beach, or riding up and down ocean on rented mopeds looking to be the next snoop doggy something.

dullboy says no thank you.
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so, i didnt read all that.

what are my odds of meeting some loose college-type girls?
 
patsfan1379 said:
so, i didnt read all that.

what are my odds of meeting some loose college-type girls?
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the local girls are tough. cuban girls are notoriously prejudiced against tourists and "gringos".

there really aren't colleges in miami unless you head down towards the grove or up towards ft lauderdale, so you're probably not going to meet many college girls, especially since it's the summer.

you'll meet hot girls, but it's tough to get laid unless you're gassed up and/or have lots of drugs. it seems both are preferable in miami.
 
dullboy said:
the local girls are tough. cuban girls are notoriously prejudiced against tourists and "gringos".

there really aren't colleges in miami unless you head down towards the grove or up towards ft lauderdale, so you're probably not going to meet many college girls, especially since it's the summer.

you'll meet hot girls, but it's tough to get laid unless you're gassed up and/or have lots of drugs. it seems both are preferable in miami.
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sounds like Vegas. how does it compare to that scene?
 
patsfan1379 said:
sounds like Vegas. how does it compare to that scene?
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different.

vegas has girls showing up every week looking for action as well, so even if it's 3 guys for every 1 girl looking to get laid, there's still a lot of targets for a good looking guy.

girls don't go to miami to get laid, and the locals generally stick to locals.

the other issue is that girls really put up there "A" defense in miami, because of all these creepy packs of black guys with cameras cruising up and down the beach trying to get videos of girls tits. dullboy says it's really pathetic. lol


dullboy always brings a girl with him to miami. the irony is if you're with a hot chick, there are a lot of freaky girls who will hook up with you and your girl in clubs.
 
dullboy said:
different.

vegas has girls showing up every week looking for action as well, so even if it's 3 guys for every 1 girl looking to get laid, there's still a lot of targets for a good looking guy.

girls don't go to miami to get laid, and the locals generally stick to locals.

the other issue is that girls really put up there "A" defense in miami, because of all these creepy packs of black guys with cameras cruising up and down the beach trying to get videos of girls tits. dullboy says it's really pathetic. lol


dullboy always brings a girl with him to miami. the irony is if you're with a hot chick, there are a lot of freaky girls who will hook up with you and your girl in clubs.
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WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU RAINING ON MY PARADE!!!!!!!

You're telling me there isn't anywhere in Miami I can go to have a decent shot at getting fucked without having 47 eight balls of coke with me???!!!!!!
 
patsfan1379 said:
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU RAINING ON MY PARADE!!!!!!!

You're telling me there isn't anywhere in Miami I can go to have a decent shot at getting fucked without having 47 eight balls of coke with me???!!!!!!
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dullboy says relax, you're going to have fun. the best advice that you already got is to work Nikki Beach during the day and try and line up girls for the night to hang out with.

it's impossible to get into the best clubs unless you're with a hot chica anyway.
 
dullboy said:
dullboy says relax, you're going to have fun. the best advice that you already got is to work Nikki Beach during the day and try and line up girls for the night to hang out with.

it's impossible to get into the best clubs unless you're with a hot chica anyway.
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i'll just get a bunch of roofies.
 
patsfan1379 said:
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU RAINING ON MY PARADE!!!!!!!

You're telling me there isn't anywhere in Miami I can go to have a decent shot at getting fucked without having 47 eight balls of coke with me???!!!!!!
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Either that or looking like those dudes on Telemundo.
 
patsfan1379 said:
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU RAINING ON MY PARADE!!!!!!!

You're telling me there isn't anywhere in Miami I can go to have a decent shot at getting fucked without having 47 eight balls of coke with me???!!!!!!
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I was riding down some street near the convension center looking for a hotel while in the passenger seat when i caught sight of this REALLY HOT spanish chick in a skin tight black dress. we made eye contact and to my surprise she yells out "looking to mingle papi" i was stunned cuz i've never seen a prostitute before and i always thought they were trashy and cracked out. This girl was SMOKIN'. the thought crossed my mind but before i could react my boy drove off. I was gonna ask her to suck me for free.
 
The Youngest 'N Charge said:
I was riding down some street near the convension center looking for a hotel while in the passenger seat when i caught sight of this REALLY HOT spanish chick in a skin tight black dress. we made eye contact and to my surprise she yells out "looking to mingle papi" i was stunned cuz i've never seen a prostitute before and i always thought they were trashy and cracked out. This girl was SMOKIN'. the thought crossed my mind but before i could react my boy drove off. I was gonna ask her to suck me for free.
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now thats class
 
when are you going my fiancee is there for her bach. party from tommorow till sunday.. you should meet up with her and fuck all her hot friends..
 
Phaded said:
when are you going my fiancee is there for her bach. party from tommorow till sunday.. you should meet up with her and fuck all her hot friends..
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I'll be there Aug. 23rd - Aug. 27th

im pretty psyched. i keep hearing mixed reviews.

im not into the ultra lounge/coke scene so i need to find some other places of establishment
 
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