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Vince - Man, what the deal with all this hoopla over the Wonderlic? Talk about being whack. It's not like any of this stuff applies to real life or football intelligence.
Agent - I know, Vince. That's why I got your back.
Vince - Thanks man, that's why I picked you. I mean, seriously... there was this one question where it asked me what 6 office paper copies would cost. When each copy is a dime. Man, that's stuff you learn at Harvard, not Texas.
Agent - Exactly. The whole test is culturally biased anyways. Moving on though, I do need to settle a bill with you. Since you took the Wonderlic 6 times, and it cost me $100 per test to register you, you owe me a little jack. I have the total figured up for you.
Vince - No need. I'll just figure it up right now with my Texas math skills. Let's see. Six X $100 = $60,000 bones.
Agent - Exactly right, Vince. I'll take a check now, if you don't mind.
Vince -Cool.
Agent - One more matter to discuss. Since I'm gonna get you drafted in the top 3, you'll probably rake in about 40 million. My cut is 10%, so that means I'll get 20 million.
Vince -Absolutely. Thanks again, man. You're the only one who has had my back and treated me fairly through the whole process. You're gonna get me where I need to go. Who needs the intelligence to pass the Wonderlic anyways. Not me!
Vince - Man, what the deal with all this hoopla over the Wonderlic? Talk about being whack. It's not like any of this stuff applies to real life or football intelligence.
Agent - I know, Vince. That's why I got your back.
Vince - Thanks man, that's why I picked you. I mean, seriously... there was this one question where it asked me what 6 office paper copies would cost. When each copy is a dime. Man, that's stuff you learn at Harvard, not Texas.
Agent - Exactly. The whole test is culturally biased anyways. Moving on though, I do need to settle a bill with you. Since you took the Wonderlic 6 times, and it cost me $100 per test to register you, you owe me a little jack. I have the total figured up for you.
Vince - No need. I'll just figure it up right now with my Texas math skills. Let's see. Six X $100 = $60,000 bones.
Agent - Exactly right, Vince. I'll take a check now, if you don't mind.
Vince -Cool.
Agent - One more matter to discuss. Since I'm gonna get you drafted in the top 3, you'll probably rake in about 40 million. My cut is 10%, so that means I'll get 20 million.
Vince -Absolutely. Thanks again, man. You're the only one who has had my back and treated me fairly through the whole process. You're gonna get me where I need to go. Who needs the intelligence to pass the Wonderlic anyways. Not me!
