using pubic restrooms

[sereneman]

Does it disgust you how filthy men are? Half the time there is shit on the seat from people with asses to big to fit in the seat. Men leave piss all over the lid and floor. Are you one of these men? Did you know that when you flush the toilet, bacteria, germs spread out into the air. You have to back up several feet real fast after flushing to avoid the germs. I never get sick, so it must work. Oh yeah, and what about the nast pubic hairs all over the seat. The title of the thread reminded me of that as i meant to type Public restrooms.

 

[KAYNE]

YEP, PUBIC RESTROOMS ARE PRETTY NASTY. I DONT LIKE PUBLIC RESTROOMS EITHER.


KAYNE

 

[the nature boy]

it pretty much has to be my last straw if I take a dump in a public restroom. I need to have every precaution set up in order for such a move to happen.

 

[sereneman]

what about outhouses when they are nearly filled to the top. No way I'm using one. That nasty stuff could splash right up into your ass and infect you with who knows what. If i have to go bad enough, I just go outside and try to look inconspicuous. As I'm holding me pecker, I look off into the distance very intently as if I'm straining to see something.

 

[big_bad_buff]

check out my post "the pubic hair"

 

[hippedy hop]

it pretty much has to be my last straw if I take a dump in a public restroom. I need to have every precaution set up in order for such a move to happen.

such as- layering the seat with a roll of toilet paper or hovering.

good gowwwddd have you ever seen the bowls at a chinese buffet- chaowang super buffet

 

[the People's Champ]

hovering seriously sucks. the tops of my thighs were just striating out of my skin the times that I had to hover...

 

[vinylgroover]

You really need to be doing your front squats and sissy squats if your going to give the public's a go. They will give you the positional strength required to squat and hover over the pan while keeping steady. Either that or just take a dump on the floor like everyone else.

 

[crimson coal]

I have pretty much mastered the art of using any public restroom without touching anything in the process. Even the doorknob on the way out.

 

[hippedy hop]

I have pretty much mastered the art of using any public restroom without touching anything in the process. Even the doorknob on the way out.

LMAO I forgot about the dreaded door knob- my technique is to open it with a paper towl swing it open then rush by like a ninja warrior before it closes.

 

[hippedy hop]

be very careful for double door at chinese buffet- no good.


ooooooooooooohyeah

 

[VicTusDeuS]

Penn Station NYC's bathroom...or
<------this

 

[the nature boy]

such as- layering the seat with a roll of toilet paper or hovering.

yes, and i put a good amount of toilet paper in the water to prevent splashing.

the whole process I refer to as "nesting".

 

[vinylgroover]

The door knob is always the most 'shitty'. That's what the fags use to masturbate with. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

 

[JDarty6173]

yes, and i put a good amount of toilet paper in the water to prevent splashing.

the whole process I refer to as "nesting".

Thought I was the only person who did this.. LOL Makes for a nice quiet peaceful landing........

 

[hippedy hop]

I wrote this haiku in another thread-

splash a poo drops,
how will i wipe my ass,
the poo stops,
it smells like wet grass,
and the chao wang buffet,
hot garbage and old gas,
fuckin a,
sewage in my hole,
soft baby wipes,
because i am out a roll,
holy poop in my pipes,
the bowl is clogged,
i guess it was too many logs.

oooooooooooooohyeah

a to the mutha fuckin k

 

[crimson coal]

You know what the worst is? The biggest shock I mean? When you have the hover down and get a clean drop but then that little drop of water bounces back up and hits you in the starfish. That's the worst.

 

[the nature boy]

You know what the worst is? The biggest shock I mean? When you have the hover down and get a clean drop but then that little drop of water bounces back up and hits you in the starfish. That's the worst.

that's why I put toilet paper in the water... to prevent the splashing. AKA "the lilly pads"

 

[solidj55]

I love public restrooms!!! There is nothing like smelling some fat mans shit and being able to pass the latest issue of USA Today back and forth underneath the stall to your neighbor. I also love when I forget to look at the seat and I sit in someones pee pee.

 

[vixenbabe]

Women are worse! TRUST ME!

I've pissed in a dark ally, fields and side of highways rather than use the restrooms I've seen !!!!

 

[Y_lifter]

Women are worse! TRUST ME!
I've seen !!!!

So has Mrs. Y...... She tells me how bad they are all the time..

 

[sereneman]

In our highschool's basketball gym, the word shit was written in very big letters on a toilet stall wall...... It was written in real shit, you could see little peanuts in it. They didn't clean it off for a few years.