fistfullofsteel said:I hear shit like. 1. Wow, you're so tanned I didn't even recognize you. 2. Did you get stranded on a tropical island? 3. Where did you go on vacation? And a bunch of other funny shit I can't remember. Last week the brazilian and portuguese skanks were digging it too.
Being pale = the suck
Always get checked out by a dermatologist who specializes in skin cancer every year though.
agreed! I have twice as many friends now, got a job promotion, girl is finaly licking my asshole AND I'm always getting out of speeding tickets now
