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UK Newspaper Fucking Lays Into The French

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god damn... :lmao: click the link to see the pictures. it's worth it.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003130753,00.html

Outrage at Sun Chirac jibe
From SALLY BROOK
and MEL HUNTER in Paris

THE Sun hit Paris yesterday to show the world our disgust at the cowardice of President Jacques “The Worm” Chirac for wriggling out of his responsibilities to the West.

We took copies of a French edition of our newspaper labelling Chirac as Saddam Hussein’s whore.

Describing his actions as those of a “Paris harlot”, The Sun argued he was as big a threat to the civilised world as Iraq’s tyrant.

Sadly but predictably, the poor, misled French people backed their spineless president to the hilt.

On a sunny Champs Elysées, student Angelique Roulois, 18, nearly choked on her baguette when she saw our headline.

She said: “It’s not Chirac who threatens world peace. It is Bush. We are proud of our president.”

Her friend Emilie Lamotte, 19, said: “All Chirac is doing is protecting us. You English have no one to protect you. If I were English I would be very scared.”

Another student, Angelique Bienassis, 19, said: “You cannot call Chirac a harlot. That is so offensive to the French people. Whatever his faults he is our protector.”

The front page of our special featured pictures of Saddam and Chirac and read:

“One is a corrupt bully who is risking the lives of our troops. He is sneering at Britain, destroying democracy and endangering world peace. The other is Saddam Hussein.”

On the back page was an open letter to the people of France. It began:

“Here is another message for you from The Sun newspaper in London, which is read by ten million British people every day.

“Yesterday, your Foreign Minister Dominique de Villepin made an official complaint to Britain about strong language used in the British Parliament to condemn France’s betrayal of the international community over Iraq.




Dummy ... wax Chirac and Sun's Sally


“The whole civilised world, not just Britain, is disgusted with the way France’s president and politicians have behaved over Iraq.

“Last month we accused Chirac of behaving like a worm. Today we say to the people of France: We did not go far enough. Your president is not just a worm. He has behaved like a Paris harlot.”

Vincent Bouis, 32, was shocked at our display of good old British contempt for the French president.

He screamed: “This is violent and destructive language.”

As we quaked in our boots he went on: “Why attack Chirac just because he doesn’t agree with you. The French people are 100 per cent behind him.”

That’s something they have in common with Saddam then ...

Our mission to remind the French that their nation is becoming more and more isolated had begun before dawn.



Outraged ... Angelique and pal Emilie


We drove from the printers through the seedy back streets of Paris to leave thousands of copies at Metro stations.

Our boys in the Gulf can be reassured that The Sun will always fight their battles back home.

Meanwhile Le Worm Chirac may have slithered away — but he can’t go to ground.

When we found him in Paris yesterday he was remarkably co-operative ...

As we flung our paper at him, he generously let us tuck it behind his spotless lapel.

But, then again, we were just talking to his dummy at Paris’s main waxwork museum.

Mind you, the displays there are desperately in need of updating.

Where else could you see Chirac cheerily smiling beside beaming George Bush and Tony Blair.

Those happy days are gone forever, thanks to turncoat Chirac, the slimy tart with no heart.
 
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