UFC cuming on at 4 pm CST and i'm pitching a tent

[miplank]

you're ultra drunk on dick, fgt.

 

[WoodyO]

No, it's definitely rum. I spent $80 on it today.

 

[WoodyO]

I just let a huge rum fart too.

 

[miplank]

You spent $80 on dick, fgt.

 

[miplank]

I just let a huge rum fart too.

what's annie think about your constant flatulence?

 

[WoodyO]

That's a good deal!

 

[WoodyO]

Assuming it's not japdick.

 

[WoodyO]

That shit belongs at big lots.

 

[miplank]

I charge by the inch

 

[WoodyO]

what's annie think about your constant flatulence?

Well, I asked her to come smell it, but she wouldn't get up.

She's a lil' drunk on rum too.

But in all seriousness, I quit drinking milk a long-ass time ago and I rarely fart anymore.

I miss it.