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Typical male conversation....

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UA_Iron: you having a party saturday?
Friend: i dont know
Friend: we've been talking about it
UA_Iron: do it
Friend: calm down jeff
UA_Iron:: wrong response, try again
Friend: they wanted to have it tonight
Friend: i think tomorrows better
UA_Iron: yeah I think so too
UA_Iron: this girl from the 4th floor solicited me for skinny dipping at 8pm tonihgt
Friend: nice
UA_Iron: I doubt it will happen
UA_Iron: but I might cruise down there and see what sup
Friend: if we have a party your only allowed to come if you bring that one hot chick
UA_Iron: haha
Friend: then i can get drunk and stick it in her ass
UA_Iron: with no lube
Friend: yep
Friend: im drinkign a protein shake right now
UA_Iron: me too
UA_Iron: I want to digest a little bit before doing your sister
UA_Iron: I mean working out
Friend: i just talked megan into group sex so suck it
UA_Iron: pffft
Friend: what the fuck is that
UA_Iron: wtf
Friend: the girls are going camping tonight
UA_Iron: oh yeah?
Friend: yeah
Friend: i told megan you would drive her if she gave you some on the ride
Friend: but she said you have a gf
UA_Iron: hahahah
Friend: too bad
Friend: ill have to fuck the 4 of them all
Friend: i was gonna let you have megan but oh well
UA_Iron: hahhahaha
Friend: Friend: ill do anythign for group sex
Megs: yay
Friend: better charge up my video camera
Megs: hell ya
UA_Iron: I'm gonna copy and paste this conversation into megan's IM
Friend: haha
UA_Iron: done...
Friend: had that monster this morning
Friend: my eye would not leave me alone
Friend: damnit
Friend: my conversation with megs has gone sour
UA_Iron: dude!!! my fucken eye has been twitching all day
 
Lestat said:
that's pretty funny there Jeff.

why thankyou Brian.

my workout partner and I experience the dreaded stimulant eye twitch. It sucks.
 
UA_Iron said:
why thankyou Brian.

my workout partner and I experience the dreaded stimulant eye twitch. It sucks.
i got that once when I was dosed up on like 10 thermorexin!!
 
jnevin said:
I was always more of a ripped fuel kinda guy.


I've never known anyone to prefer ECA to amphetamine for studying...

I will say that amph is horrid for workouts; even a little bit is too overstimulating. But for studying it's hard to beat.



:cow:
 
samoth said:
I've never known anyone to prefer ECA to amphetamine for studying...

I will say that amph is horrid for workouts; even a little bit is too overstimulating. But for studying it's hard to beat.



:cow:


I was afraid of liking it too much.

I tend to pick up bad habits, so I stay away.
 
jnevin said:
I was afraid of liking it too much.

I tend to pick up bad habits, so I stay away.


Ah! Yeah, I agree there. Eph was always the perfect stim for me, stay awake in class, good for the gym, bronchodialator, thermogenic,never any comedown, little tolerance, cheap (...well, it was). But for sitting on one's butt for 6 hours and doing math, addys have the hands up. Though I've seen people crash and burn on amphetamine. Not pretty. Usually, the doctor is the limiting reagent when it comes to availability though.



:cow:
 
a more typical male conversation involving ua_iron:

ua_iron: dude, you wanna make out?
dude: no wtf, i'm not a homo.
ua_iron: fine. fag.
 
jackangel said:
a more typical male conversation involving ua_iron:

ua_iron: dude, you wanna make out?
dude: no wtf, i'm not a homo.
ua_iron: fine. fag.
lol
 
jackangel said:
a more typical male conversation involving ua_iron:

ua_iron: dude, you wanna make out?
dude: no wtf, i'm not a homo.
ua_iron: fine. fag.

correction, it would be more like this.

dude1:what's up
dude2:nothin
dude1:nice
dude2:yup
dude1:alright, i'll ttyl
dude2:ok
 
ceasar989 said:
correction, it would be more like this.

dude1:what's up
dude2:nothin
dude1:nice
dude2:yup
dude1:alright, i'll ttyl
dude2:ok

that's pretty good for a humorless version maing
 
Beachbum1546 said:
that fucking sucked...

im just saying man. My conversations with guys are very one worded and short.

ja, it wasnt meant to be funny lol, I was actually being serious.
 
jackangel said:
that's pretty good for a humorless version maing

hahah

jackangel: you into scat porn?
UA_Iron: no dude, wtf!?
jackangel: just sayin' ya know
UA_Iron: get off my thread
 
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