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A few days after her child's birthday, a mother was working in the kitchen whilst listening to her son play with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son say, "All of you sons of bitches who want off -- get the hell off now, and all you sons of bitches who are getting on -- get your butts in the train cause we're leaving right now."
The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room for two hours. When you come out, you may play with your train, but you must use nicer language."
Two hours later, her son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon, the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope that you will ride with us again. For those of you just boarding, we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember that there is no smoking except in the club car. We hope that you will all have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today. For those of you who are pissed off because of the two-hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room for two hours. When you come out, you may play with your train, but you must use nicer language."
Two hours later, her son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon, the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope that you will ride with us again. For those of you just boarding, we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember that there is no smoking except in the club car. We hope that you will all have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today. For those of you who are pissed off because of the two-hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
