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walked up to me and my new mercedes and said we will wash your windows for any spare money and I yelled out. Don't touch my car. After I said it I felt so degrading to them I went into my wallet and gave them $5.00/
 
flexed1 said:
walked up to me and my new mercedes and said we will wash your windows for any spare money and I yelled out. Don't touch my car. After I said it I felt so degrading to them I went into my wallet and gave them $5.00/
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You bastard. I'll wash your windows for spare change.
 
i live in a gentrified intown neighborhood built around a park and a historic cemetery. The homeless are not content to wash our car windows. They come to the door night and day, dragging vegetation like zombies, and demanding a sandwich and use of the phone.
 
musclebrains that sucks. What do they eat? How many sadwiches do you serve everynight?
 
musclebrains said:
i live in a gentrified intown neighborhood built around a park and a historic cemetery. The homeless are not content to wash our car windows. They come to the door night and day, dragging vegetation like zombies, and demanding a sandwich and use of the phone.
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hmmm. so you do live near Grant Park!!!!
 
flexed1 said:
musclebrains that sucks. What do they eat? How many sadwiches do you serve everynight?
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It's my partner. He is the ultimate soft touch, Mr. Nice Guy. He literally pays them $50 to rake the lawn, makes them sandwiches, and I've heard them actually complain his sandwiches aren't as good as the ones they get across the street.

Our house has a very long, wide hall down the center, and when they ring the doorbell, if the door is open and they see ME walking down the hall, they run away.
 
musclebrains said:


I live ON Grant Park.
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hahhahahaa I know the guys you are talking about. I had one last night tell me he could write a computer program... to make a robots arm move. He said he can do it mathamaticly........I asked him if it was hard to learn to do that... he told me you have to go to North Carolina to learn.

we have some real spotlights here in Atlanta.
 
dballer said:


hahhahahaa I know the guys you are talking about. I had one last night tell me he could write a computer program... to make a robots arm move. He said he can do it mathamaticly........I asked him if it was hard to learn to do that... he told me you have to go to North Carolina to learn.

we have some real spotlights here in Atlanta.
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I've tried to meet them on their own ground. Now, when they ask me for money and start telling me a lie, I tell them: "I'm sorry but that was a lame lie. Tell me a bigger one and I'll give you TWO dollars." Many of them love this and we end up on the ground laughing our asses off.
 
musclebrains said:


I've tried to meet them on their own ground. Now, when they ask me for money and start telling me a lie, I tell them: "I'm sorry but that was a lame lie. Tell me a bigger one and I'll give you TWO dollars." Many of them love this and we end up on the ground laughing our asses off.
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if you go up to the ghetto Chevron on Blvd... there is a guy up there named Kojack.. he is just some old drunk guy. He walked up to me and asked me to fight. I started laughing... then he asked me for a smoke for making him laugh. I did not have any on me.. so I bought him a pack... as long as he had somthing to tell me from now on... everytime I see him. Alot of those guys are funny... but they have to catch me in the right mood. Most of the time I am too busy trying to earn it... let alone give it away!!!
 
flexed1 said:
walked up to me and my new mercedes and said we will wash your windows for any spare money and I yelled out. Don't touch my car. After I said it I felt so degrading to them I went into my wallet and gave them $5.00/
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Its the beginning of the big problems my friend. Here in Montreal we have been dealing with the Squeegees for over 5 years. Most of them arent even homeless, but mama's boys dressed like punks......
 
dballer said:


if you go up to the ghetto Chevron on Blvd... there is a guy up there named Kojack.. he is just some old drunk guy. He walked up to me and asked me to fight. I started laughing... then he asked me for a smoke for making him laugh. I did not have any on me.. so I bought him a pack... as long as he had somthing to tell me from now on... everytime I see him. Alot of those guys are funny... but they have to catch me in the right mood. Most of the time I am too busy trying to earn it... let alone give it away!!!
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Oh that place is the WORST. I won't even stop there. Lemme ask you a question. say can I axe you a question. Hey, can I ASK you a question. What? I know, you need busfare to get home to Macon to give your baby some milk for Christmas.
 
One time in high school I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey furiously scribbled away on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week the teacher said "class, I want you to write a paper based on the notes you've taken this past week." So I wrote a paper that said "Hello, my name is Bingo, I like to climb on things, can I have a banana? Eek Eek." I got an "F." When I told my mom, she said "See, I told you never to trust a monkey." The end.
 
musclebrains said:


Blowing the homeless is something that never entered my mind. I am impressed it entered yours.
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The homeless usually enter his ass, and then ridicule him for his chicken legs. That's what's stuck in his mind.
 
HappyScrappy said:
One time in high school I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey furiously scribbled away on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week the teacher said "class, I want you to write a paper based on the notes you've taken this past week." So I wrote a paper that said "Hello, my name is Bingo, I like to climb on things, can I have a banana? Eek Eek." I got an "F." When I told my mom, she said "See, I told you never to trust a monkey." The end.
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So much for the edifying effects of a visit from our Canadian friend.
 
spentagn said:


The homeless usually enter his ass, and then ridicule him for his chicken legs. That's what's stuck in his mind.
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I've decided to auction off my virgin heterosexual ass. Bidding starts at $50,000.
 
frorider6 said:


I've decided to auction off my virgin heterosexual ass. Bidding starts at $50,000.
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I'll give you a half eaten twinkie, 4 bowls of cheerios, a glass of warm sprite, thirty cents, and some pocket lint....
deal?
 
musclebrains said:


Oh that place is the WORST. I won't even stop there. Lemme ask you a question. say can I axe you a question. Hey, can I ASK you a question. What? I know, you need busfare to get home to Macon to give your baby some milk for Christmas.
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hahahahah OH YES!!! The 'ol "can I's axe yous a quesssin"
that place is sooo bad off. I will only go there if I need incence or BO... or Fava Beans or somthing like that. It smells like B. O.

But you gotta admit... it you follow Blvd... up to Ralph McGill... and stop at that Amaco on the left... Chevron looks almost tame!!!
 
frorider6 said:
This is to be a cash transaction. Wodin is in the lead if he ban come up with another $49,999.50. :FRlol:
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if barter is out, then, like a fat girl in dodge ball - so am I.

how abour $5? what are we bidding on again?

al says she will do an even trade. I misheard her and thought she said she'd do a spanish midget prostitute - so now we have a guest, and kind of a mess. the fucker's loud too.
 
HappyScrappy said:
One time in high school I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey furiously scribbled away on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week the teacher said "class, I want you to write a paper based on the notes you've taken this past week." So I wrote a paper that said "Hello, my name is Bingo, I like to climb on things, can I have a banana? Eek Eek." I got an "F." When I told my mom, she said "See, I told you never to trust a monkey." The end.
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I see we have a Brak fan in our midst... :D

http://home.swbell.net/arkaynen/monkey.wav
 
Only time before this I ever dropped $50,000 was in New York when I was eating out a young prostitute. This was my first and only straight act. Anyway as I was eating her out I found pieces of corn and what looked like meat. I stopped and asked her if she was sick or something and she said no but the guy right before you was. :p
 
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flexed1 said:
Only time before this I ever dropped $50,000 was in New York when I was eating out a young prostitute. This was my first and only straight act. Anyway as I was eating her out I found pieces of corn and what looked like meat. I stopped and asked her if she was sick or something and she said no but the guy right before you was. :p
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:bawling: :sick:
 
flexed1 said:
Only time before this I ever dropped $50,000 was in New York when I was eating out a young prostitute. This was my first and only straight act. Anyway as I was eating her out I found pieces of corn and what looked like meat. I stopped and asked her if she was sick or something and she said no but the guy right before you was. :p
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Why I do not know... but that just put me off my lunch. I am excited about dinner though. I am havin black eyed peas and chicken-
 
Bro i used to live in L.A. then moved out to Miami. In both places never have i seen homeless people knock on people's doors or ask for food. I've offered to buy them burgers and such but they want $$ and food doesn't interest them so much.

In L.A. a lot of homeless people would get their ass kicked b/c some people found it rude or w/e.

In Miami there's far less homeless people but they got the best stories here. And not as many of them are drug addicts like the ones in L.A.
 
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