Twinkie woman.....

[The Shadow]

....LOL!!

My boss at the gym just called. WIlda wanted to know when my class is tonite.

Any guesses as to what shenanigans she will be up to tonite??

 

[frorider6]

It's your job, nay your duty, to work her so hard she actually loses control of her bowels. You're not done until she shits and pisses herself.

 

[alexiarenee]

Is this Wilda a real person?
Some of her shenanigans seem too funny to be true!

 

[The Shadow]

Is this Wilda a real person?
Some of her shenanigans seem too funny to be true!

I swear. She really exists. The twinkie and pizza things are straight up true.

Hell - I wish I could think of shit that funny to write about.

 

[casavant]

Do they sell harpoons in your area?

 

[WODIN]

Wilda has the hots for you.

 

[saint808]

She need some sweet sweet pocket passing her way.

 

[kd]

This sorta reminds me of similar situation....

This girl at my gym asked one of the bigger guys, that she'd like to "strip down" so he could get a look at her and he could give his....err... ummm... "opinion and advice" on how to improve her body......

Can't you see it Corn?......You and Twinkie girl in the mirror room. She drops her pants and PPOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!
The flesh expansion like cutting open a bag of fiberglass insulation....LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She places her hand on hinny and gives you the eye and says.."What do you think about this my man...."

 

[frorider6]

He's gonna straight up tap dat azz.

 

[The Shadow]

kd - gross dude

Fro - I'd need amap, compass and the North Star to even begin tryoing to find...er, never mind


DOT - Hell ya man - hook me up with the details.

 

[frorider6]

Fro - I'd need amap, compass and the North Star to even begin tryoing to find...er, never mind

You don't need all that. Just look at her underwear and follow the yellow stained road.

 

[The Shadow]

WOW!!

Lunch is really sounding appealing at the moment.

 

[naturally anabolic]

you could eat you entire lunch off of her naked body cornholio, can't you just picture it ?

 

[casavant]

you could eat you entire lunch off of her naked body cornholio, can't you just picture it ?

Hell, you could probably find your entire lunch between her sweaty fat folds, if you don't mind body cheese. I'm sure it's got some protein in it.

 

[The Shadow]

Oh Lordy....

 

[needleboy]

I got $5 says she has a Big New Yorker delivered to her in the middle of class. But she may offer you a bread stick or two!


Of course she could always bring a dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts!!

 

[supersizeme]

 

[alexiarenee]

Corn-
Doesnt your gym have a "no food in the training are" rule..I think mine does......

 

[smallmovesal]

According to market research, people from high Twinkie consumption areas in the US are more likely to enjoy bacon, chewing tobacco, professional wrestling, aerosol cheese, and country music.

 

[saint808]

According to market research, people from high Twinkie consumption areas in the US are more likely to enjoy bacon, professional wrestling,

UP YOURS!

 

[smallmovesal]

bite me

 

[The Shadow]

Corn-
Doesnt your gym have a "no food in the training are" rule..I think mine does......

Yes. But I'll extend that to cover the changing rooms as well.

 

[jerkbox]

i like twinkies sometimes

 

[The Shadow]

I like zingers

 

[The Shadow]

UNLOCKED until I get a reason why it was locked.

 

[onebigab]

The flesh expansion like cutting open a bag of fiberglass insulation....LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


FAT CHICKS NEED LOVIN TOO. JUST NOT BY ME

 

[onebigab]

Wise man once said "Someone's fucking it"

 

[from zero]

UNLOCKED until I get a reason why it was locked.

Matt doesn't like old threads bor.

 

[The Shadow]

Wasnt matt.