Turning Japanese

[SoreArms]

This weekend I was hanging out at a sports bar that also has a restaurant section. Me and my cousin were seated at a table in the restaurant section, and the song "Turning Japanese" came on over the speakers. There was an old Japanese man at a table close to us sitting with his daughter (I think, she was much younger), and as soon as he heard the first few riffs of the song he fiercely plugged his ears through out the entire duration of the song. I had no idea that this song would offend anyone, it's about jacking off afterall. It would also be easier for me to understand if he was a younger person like 35 or younger, but this was an old Pat Morita looking japanese man. Of course, the mear Japanese reference could bother him, but they played a bunch of songs that I find annoying and insulting and yet I did not plug my ears. The way he plugged his ears you know he HATED it. Why do you think this song would offend/frighten him so much?

 

[Gonzosc1]

some people are just damn cry babies these days. it seems like alott of people have something that just tears the world apart. its freakin getting outta hand and these wimps need to buy a life! if they can't afford to buy one then rent one please....
that song offends me, that flag offends me, your clothes offends me, that book offends me,,,,,,,,,,,,, tell these wimps to buck up, piss off and get a life.............
I think these people have way way too much time on their hands if this is their complaint in life. they will always judge a book by the cover.
I bet you muscles offends them too!!!!!!!!!! LOL

 

[jackangel]

obviously, the old man frittered away the best years of his life masturbating in dark alleyways and fog-enshrouded rooftops before the rains came. many people died in his village because he was too busy rubbing one out, and without even honouring the river gods. fast-forward to the present time, and we see how a silly 80s song can hold so much power over a man racked with guilt over his jerkbox-like youth. strange things happen when we unhinge the floodgates of distant memory.

 

[Gonzosc1]

obviously, the old man frittered away the best years of his life masturbating in dark alleyways and fog-enshrouded rooftops before the rains came. many people died in his village because he was too busy rubbing one out, and without even honouring the river gods. fast-forward to the present time, and we see how a silly 80s song can hold so much power over a man racked with guilt over his jerkbox-like youth. strange things happen when we unhinge the floodgates of distant memory.

LOL,LOL right on man LOL