Tuna 1 - 0 Anthrax

[anthrax]

I was opening my evening can of tuna when, for no particular reason, the can lid happened to hit my finger

Enough to have more blood in my kitchen than in any zombie movie

What are you supposed to do?
Put a tight tissue to stop the bleeding?

 

[seizer]

I was opening my evening can of tuna when, for no particular reason, the can lid happened to hit my finger

Enough to have more blood in my kitchen than in any zombie movie

What are you supposed to do?
Put a tight tissue to stop the bleeding?

eat the wound off.

 

[nutsnack]

cut the circulation off below the cut

 

[newbiebynature]

tuna owned me as well...except for the fact that i didnt cut myself...i was draining the water out and all the tuna came onto my shirt and fell on the floor...i felt like killing some1

 

[eat big]

You can cut off the circulation below the cut. Put on some Vaseline to seal the cut. Voila.

 

[anthrax]

OK - Thanks guys

Vaseline is very useful....

 

[Seashell]

I was pwned not too long ago by our good friend tuna as well, but similarly to nbn, the lid did a weird thing and flung the tuna water on my shirt. And I was at work.

Eau de tuna = not all that hot.

 

[nycgirl]

I was pwned not too long ago by our good friend tuna as well, but similarly to nbn, the lid did a weird thing and flung the tuna water on my shirt. And I was at work.
Eau de tuna = not all that hot.

That's why I keep the pouches of tuna at work. I save the cans for home.

 

[eat big]

That's why I keep the pouches of tuna at work. I save the cans for home.

The flavored one's are incredible. Tuna Creations I think is what they are called. I like Herb and Garlic and Sweet and Spicy.

 

[nycgirl]

The flavored one's are incredible. Tuna Creations I think is what they are called. I like Herb and Garlic and Sweet and Spicy.

Oh, yes, I agree. I hope BB decides to jazz up their Salmon pouches.

 

[eat big]

Oh, yes, I agree. I hope BB decides to jazz up their Salmon pouches.

Yeah, that would be good considering tuna is nasty without flavoring. And Salmon is about 10x worse.

 

[Seashell]

That's why I keep the pouches of tuna at work. I save the cans for home.

That's a good idea.

Ofcourse, I could also just try to be less of a damn clod when I open them.

 

[eat big]

Do people ever give you all a hard time for the smell of tuna in a crowded environment?

 

[Seashell]

Yes, but I tell them to shush their pie holes or else I'll microwave some broccoli too.

 

[1_more_rep]

Do people ever give you all a hard time for the smell of tuna in a crowded environment?

never...always keep a pack of gum with me...ALWAYS. have been in trouble almost everyday at school for gum...such a dumb rule .

 

[eat big]

Yes, but I tell them to shush their pie holes or else I'll microwave some broccoli too.

That really irritates me. People that eat healthy foods don't bitch about them cooking pizza. Double standard.

 

[Mr. dB]

That really irritates me. People that eat healthy foods don't bitch about them cooking pizza. Double standard.

Or popcorn. That smell will permeate the whole building, and make everyone within a quarter mile radius start craving popcorn.

 

[Lestat]

depending on how deep it is, you may need a stitch or two.

 

[jnevin]

Put your finger in your dumper. Let said dumper fill with blood. Go to a friends house to watch a game. Get drunk. Get everyone else drunk. Go to light a fart for all of the drunkards and spray them with ass blood.


Or wash it and apply a bandage.
If it's bleeding like a muthafucka you can put espresso grounds on it and bandage it tightly.

The first option is soild medical advice, FYI.