hamstershaver said:
youre alivepintoca said:hello
hamstershaver said:youre alive
pintoca said:I'm sick bro, home, the term in German is krankgeschrieben which mean a Dr. has sent an official report to both my office and my Insurance company and it's mandatory for me to stay home and rest. It's actually illegal for me to work during this period as my salary is now being paid by my insurance company and not my office.
I should be back on Thursday, but shit is not looking any better![]()

damn thats a lot, congratsLady Viking said:![]()
woohoo, my waist has narrowed (is that word?) 10cm/3.9 inches since 11th JanuaryYay me!

sig worthysawastea said:
I am thinking the same myself......KillahBee said:I'm incredibly bored with my life right now

lol totally.KillahBee said:KD Lang up in this piece
Smurfy said:lol totally.
I look hot! I like it because I have my own unique look instead of looking like every other fucking broad in the world.
Smurfy said:lol totally.
I look hot! I like it because I have my own unique look instead of looking like every other fucking broad in the world.
lo no. I'm 35 yrs old.jack_schitt said:You mean you dont drive a Chevy Cavalier with paw prints on the back window and 20 pounds of beads and shit hanging from the rear view mirror?
Youve seen pics of my dyke cut. It's just a little bit shorter and spikier around the back and sides.KillahBee said:pics? I never liked short hair, but there are definitely some bull dykes that can pull it off. you have the face shape to do it, I think.
Smurfy said:Youve seen pics of my dyke cut. It's just a little bit shorter and spikier around the back and sides.
My husband likes it and so do I. No one else has to. LOL
lol yeah I'll get right on that one, Nunzio.KillahBee said:yeah I have. and it looked good. sounds like you got it made then.
let's see some apple bottom pics, Rosie O'Donnell
Smurfy said:lo no. I'm 35 yrs old.
pretty boring on the way to the bus stop this morning????superqt4u2nv said:
i still need to draft onesawastea said:Can't wait for baseball season to kick off. My fantasy teams are looking good.
I did a pliates videio at home going to go pick up some dog spray on Wednesday night. The weather is suppose to be pretty cold tomorrow so hoping that keeps crazy naked guy inside.PBR said:pretty boring on the way to the bus stop this morning????

superqt4u2nv said:I did a pliates videio at home going to go pick up some dog spray on Wednesday night. The weather is suppose to be pretty cold tomorrow so hoping that keeps crazy naked guy inside.![]()
jack_schitt said:WHAT?
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?p=5938230#post5938230jack_schitt said:WHAT?
superqt4u2nv said:
lol, not that muchhamstershaver said:you must have been a plumper![]()
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Lady Viking said:lol, not that much![]()
Lady Viking said:lol, not that much![]()
agreedSoreArms said:Dodgers will come in last in '06
You forgot: a very obvious fake orange tan all over your acne ridden face topped off only by the flourescent lip gloss you wear to accentuate said tan.jack_schitt said:Me too...I just crack up every time I see that shit. The young female crowd these days are somewhat of a joke.
To be a typical broad these days, you need the following:
Chevy Cavalier, Pontiac Sunfire or Dodge Neon, with tinted windows obviously done by a NON professional (you need the air bubbles to complete the look), some beeds, feathers and do-dads to hang from the rear view...the latest and greatest cell phone to talk on while your drifting onto the shoulder of the road @ 45 when you are in a 70...and to top it off, you need to develop a permanent scowl on your face so peeps know that you are the shit and do not approve of them living on your planet.
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