Tuc Biscuits

[Scotsman]

Pretty fucking good.

They're like big square ritz crackers. Great with cheese.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[stilleto]

also, band.

 

[Scotsman]

also, band.

I really am sitting here eating tuc biscuits right now, and they really are just like big square ritz crackers.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[stilleto]

I really am sitting here eating tuc biscuits right now, and they really are just like big square ritz crackers.

Cheers,
Scotsman

oh. i never heard of them.
i'm hungry.
i can't eat though, cause i have no water, and .... well, you know.

 

[Scotsman]

oh. i never heard of them.
i'm hungry.
i can't eat though, cause i have no water, and .... well, you know.

I think they're pretty much a UK thing.
Go somewhere and get something to eat.
They are pretty salty so you would need water.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Smurfy]

oh. i never heard of them.
i'm hungry.
i can't eat though, cause i have no water, and .... well, you know.

come on over. i;ll make you breffass

 

[Scotsman]

Here you go Stiletto:

http://i18.tinypic.com/4lswegh.jpg

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[jh1]

That dood is fat as fuc.

 

[heatherrae]

I'm going to go make some sausage biscuits.

Biscuits with sausage patties in the middle stilleto. ;-) Not sausage & gravy biscuits.

I've been craving them every day now. I had one for dinner last night.

 

[stosstruppe]

I could eat a whole packet of those., yyuuuuummmmmmmm

 

[mountain muscle]

get back to work rock cock

 

[Scotsman]

get back to work rock cock

I am at work you..... Hey what the fuck do I call you now that you aren't a directional dick or brake worm?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[the finger]

gay

 

[Scotsman]

gay

Thanks for the declaration of your sexuality, I'll try and consider your feeling next time I make an inappropriate joke.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[mountain muscle]

I am at work you..... Hey what the fuck do I call you now that you aren't a directional dick or brake worm?

Cheers,
Scotsman

sir.

 

[Scotsman]

sir.

Calling you sir is like putting an elevator in an outhouse, it just don't belong.

So I'll settle on dipshit for now.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[pintoca]

take some peach Jam
heat it a bit, add hot sauce, until you get that sweet hot flavor
take tuc biscuit, put a dollop of philadelphia cream cheese
and a tbsp of that hot peach sauce

get fat and enjoy it!

that shit is gooooooooooooood

 

[WODIN]

Here you go Stiletto:

http://i18.tinypic.com/4lswegh.jpg

Cheers,
Scotsman

LMFAO!

 

[stilleto]

come on over. i;ll make you breffass

thanks, girlfriend.
i barely ate yesterday because our water wasn't working, and without water... you can't flush a toilet...


we got a plumber in, and he fixed it.

 

[Scotsman]

thanks, girlfriend.
i barely ate yesterday because our water wasn't working, and without water... you can't flush a toilet...


we got a plumber in, and he fixed it.

Oh for fucks sakes you live out in the country just go outside.

Glad you got it fixed.

Did you like the pic?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[stilleto]

Oh for fucks sakes you live out in the country just go outside.

Glad you got it fixed.

Did you like the pic?

Cheers,
Scotsman

i was about to reply about the pic but my phone rang. the pic is awesome- that made me laugh.
if tuc were here today, he should use that as his avi.

 

[Scotsman]

i was about to reply about the pic but my phone rang. the pic is awesome- that made me laugh.
if tuc were here today, he should use that as his avi.

At least people call you, no one ever calls me.

It'd be pretty funny if he was and did.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[stilleto]

At least people call you, no one ever calls me.

It'd be pretty funny if he was and did.

Cheers,
Scotsman

it was a wrong number.

and instead of going outside to ... you know.. do the thing, i just bought a few gallons of water and poured them into the toilet tank to flush.

i have bears. I'm not doing that stuff outside!

 

[Scotsman]

it was a wrong number.

and instead of going outside to ... you know.. do the thing, i just bought a few gallons of water and poured them into the toilet tank to flush.

i have bears. I'm not doing that stuff outside!

I don't even get wrong numbers

I've done the water jug to fill the toilet thing before.

I heard bears are afraid of giant fleshy orbs so you just needed to go out naked and take pics from the bears eye view.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[stilleto]

I don't even get wrong numbers

I've done the water jug to fill the toilet thing before.

I heard bears are afraid of giant fleshy orbs so you just needed to go out naked and take pics from the bears eye view.

Cheers,
Scotsman

did you just call my ass "giant fleshy orbs"?

 

[blut wump]

I didn't know they sold Tuc biscuits north of York.

 

[Scotsman]

did you just call my ass "giant fleshy orbs"?

Maybe, or was I thinking a bit higher and on the front?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[blut wump]

Don't turn around, you have a bear behind.

 

[Scotsman]

I didn't know they sold Tuc biscuits north of York.

Apparently they do. I'm up in the Falkirk area.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[mountain muscle]

Calling you sir is like putting an elevator in an outhouse, it just don't belong.

So I'll settle on dipshit for now.

Cheers,
Scotsman

That's Mr. Dipshit to you.

 

[Mr. dB]

Have you tried all the different flavors?

 

[Scotsman]

That's Mr. Dipshit to you.

How about Your Royal Highness Dipshit, or just Royal Dipshit for short?

Mr. dB- Haven't seen any other flavors of them.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[blut wump]

Salty fat is the only flavour they do. They're a good cure for low blood pressure.

 

[Scotsman]

Salty fat is the only flavour they do. They're a good cure for low blood pressure.

Low blood pressure is for the small and weak.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[mountain muscle]

How about Your Royal Highness Dipshit, or just Royal Dipshit for short?

Mr. dB- Haven't seen any other flavors of them.

Cheers,
Scotsman

I'll settle for Sir Dipshit, the most excellent worm.

 

[dirty~d~]

At least people call you, no one ever calls me.


Cheers,
Scotsman

I call you.

 

[mountain muscle]

I call you.

See? you got the hooker calling you. So shut it skirt.

 

[Scotsman]

I call you.

True you do, just not very often.

MM- dude shut it oh yeah I meant Sir Dipshit. And she's probably not a hooker or I would have payed her to come to Denver by now.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Mr. dB]

Don't they still have the Tuc sandwich biscuits? Like two Tucs with cheese in the middle?

 

[dirty~d~]

True you do, just not very often.

MM- dude shut it oh yeah I meant Sir Dipshit. And she's probably not a hooker or I would have payed her to come to Denver by now.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman

I have to be a hooker to get that perk? DAMN IT! Maybe if I call more often you'll change your mind.

 

[mountain muscle]

True you do, just not very often.

MM- dude shut it oh yeah I meant Sir Dipshit. And she's probably not a hooker or I would have payed her to come to Denver by now.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman

she's mine when she comes to Denver. I'll let you look at her a long as you don't try to borrow her skirts.


Have fun with the wormos.

 

[mountain muscle]

True you do, just not very often.

MM- dude shut it oh yeah I meant Sir Dipshit. And she's probably not a hooker or I would have payed her to come to Denver by now.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman

and it's Sir Dipshit , the most excellent worm. Skirt.

 

[MsBeverlyHills]

i was about to reply about the pic but my phone rang. the pic is awesome- that made me laugh.
if tuc were here today, he should use that as his avi.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/members/tuc-biscuit.html

he hasent been around in a couple yrs

 

[Scotsman]

I have to be a hooker to get that perk? DAMN IT! Maybe if I call more often you'll change your mind.

No you don't. And yes calling me more often would probably increase your chances of a ticket.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Scotsman]

Don't they still have the Tuc sandwich biscuits? Like two Tucs with cheese in the middle?

I think so, but I get lunch meat and cheese and make my own.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[mountain muscle]

No you don't. And yes calling me more often would probably increase your chances of a ticket.

Cheers,
Scotsman

double hooker alert.


Only one is wearing a dress though.

 

[Scotsman]

double hooker alert.


Only one is wearing a dress though.

I prefer pro-ho thank you.

That would be her, I don't wear dresses fartknocker.

Well until she isn't wearing one anymore

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[dirty~d~]

Ok, so when I come to visit you two I'll have to guard my skirts and wear my shit kickers? This sounds like a lot of work... hope you two are worth it.

 

[Scotsman]

Ok, so when I come to visit you two I'll have to guard my skirts and wear my shit kickers? This sounds like a lot of work... hope you two are worth it.

We probably aren't but that doesn't mean you shouldn't try anyway.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[dirty~d~]

We probably aren't but that doesn't mean you shouldn't try anyway.

Cheers,
Scotsman

I love a good challenge.

 

[mountain muscle]

We probably aren't but that doesn't mean you shouldn't try anyway.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Of course we are.

Get back to work rock cock.

 

[Scotsman]

Of course we are.

Get back to work rock cock.

Yes massa no problem massa, MMMMMM hit the rock with a hammer MMMMMM hit the rock with a hammer......

Cheers,
Scotsman